The Stupid Church Sign of the Week Award again goes to St John’s Lutheran Church, Stryker, Ohio. (A Missouri Synod church)
The church has a church advertising sign on the corner of Route 6 and Route 66. (666) One of my spies sent me a text detailing today’s little ditty:
Do for others what God has done for you.
The spy, also known as my wife, had this to say about the sign:
What, Ignore them?
What follows is a list of what God has done for me:
Now here is the list of what humans (and my dog) have done for me:
- Loved me
- Cared for me
- Fed me
- Clothed me
- Nursed me
- Educated me
- Humored me
- Been there for me
- Grieved with me
- Raised hell with me
- Cleaned up after me
- Kissed me
- Made love to me (not the dog)
And I shall indeed do unto others what they have done unto me. God doesn’t stand a chance competing with such wonderful people…and my dog.