Marriage is a Threesome: Man, Woman, and God

According to Roman Catholic Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-KS), heterosexual (there is no other kind according to Huelskamp) marriage is a threesome between man, woman, and God.

Huelskamp said:

I just want to speak again to moms and dads and spouses. Marriage can be tough. It really is. But God is calling you to do everything you can. It’s just not you and your spouse. There’s a third person in your marriage. And God would like to bless and protect that marriage, and give you many fruitful days ahead.

Comments (7)

  1. amimental

    Great! Then GOD can do the fucking laundry and sweep the floor for me, and can unclog the toilet and chop some goddamn wood for my husband. So far, God hasn’t done SHIT to make this marriage work!!!

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    1. Lynn

      Sort of the same contribution that God makes when modern medicine, doctors, and nurses save somebody’s life. Yet people thank God! If it was up to God, you’d lie there and die. It’s people that help you. As far as marriage, how many husbands or wives have been praying for years for God to fix their marriage?

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    2. Bruce Gerencser (Post author)

      let me know if God shows up at your house. :) I have a long list of things he could help me with.

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  2. Lynn

    Telling us what God would like to do. How the heck does he know that God wants to bless and protect my marriage??? It’s all talk devoid of meaning. He’s got good intentions, but he’s actually standing there lying. I cannot imagine myself telling another person that God wants to bless and protect their marriage. Do these preachers, congressmen, etc. ever stop and think about what they are saying? Do they get so used to throwing this stuff out there that they don’t even notice the magnitude of what they’re saying or realize that it may not be the truth?

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    1. Bruce Gerencser (Post author)

      At the end of the clip he was actually rebuked for talking to the cameras rather then the legislature. He was preaching to the choir, racking up votes come election time.

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  3. Kat

    Oh my gods — Bachmann was next. I can’t even… 0_0

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  4. Scott

    There was an evangelist that used a technique of asking how would like to have your thoughts and actions recorded for a week and watched by those who lived you. He used it as the usual shaming thing. However I always thought, what am I going to get pointers on better ways to wipe my ass?

    Maybe with the 3some with God we can find out if he’s bi.

    Scott

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