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Dear Amy Schumer

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Dear Amy,

My wife and I really wanted to watch your new Comedy Central show, Inside Amy Schumer. We really did.

We watched the first episode right up until you made a crass, profane rape joke.

Remember President Obama’s Syria Red Line? Well rape jokes are our Red Line.

Rape is no joking matter, even if everyone laughed at your joke. We didn’t and now your show has been deleted from our recording list.

As a woman, you should be ashamed of yourself for making light of rape, a violent act perpetrated mainly against women.

Rape is not funny and can NEVER be made to be funny. I hope someone at Comedy Central makes sure you never tell a rape joke again on your show.

Bruce and Polly Gerencser

As Seen and Heard on TV

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God and religion are frequent topics of discussion on TV. Here are a few things I caught on TV over the weekend.

From the SyFy Channel show Defiance:

The Mayor of Defiance and a Preacher are on a bus.

Preacher: Can I interest you in a bible?

Mayor: Frankly reverend I prefer scotch.

The Preacher turned out to be a Man of God AND a murderous thief.  Smile

From the Sundance Channel show Rectify:

A discussion between Daniel Holden, a man released from prison after nineteen years, and his devout Christian sister-in-law Tawney Talbot.

Tawney: Could you ever accept Christ into your heart?

Daniel: I don’t think Buddha would mind making room or Confucius. Nietzsche might grumble

Tawney: You’re so smart

Daniel: Not really. I’ve just spent long hours in the reading room

Reading…a sure cure for Christianity.

From the HBO Channel show Game of Thrones:

A discussion between the late Ned Stark’s daughter Arya and an unnamed man.

Unnamed Man: Red god is the one true god.

Arya: He is not my god.

Unnamed Man: Who is your god?

Arya: Death.

Now there’s a God I can believe in. Smile

It’s the DEVIL’S Music

chick_tract_rock_musicAnyone raised in the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) church movement knows that what kind of music a person listened to was very important. Listening to the wrong music could have catastrophic consequences.  Rock music, country music, pop music all fell under the label of secular music and were verboten.

Christian music also fell under strict scrutiny. Christian rock, Christian contemporary music, and some praise and worship music were considered either gateways to the Satanic secular music or shallow, syrupy music that sold-out Christians would NEVER listen to.

IFB pastors rail against the music of the world. Youth directors teach teenagers why listening to popular music or contemporary Christian music is harmful to their spiritual life.  Church members are reminded of the power music has, especially music that has a beat. And those lyrics. All they talk about is sex, drugs, partying, and living the good life. (and we certainly can’t have any of that) Smile

The beat. This is the one part of music that drives many IFB pastors crazy. I remember giving a pastor friend of mine a CD by the Cathedral Quartet. He gave it back to me because it had too much beat. He said, if music makes you want to tap your foot, it is worldly and appeals to the flesh. I told this same pastor friend that Polly and I liked listening to The Carpenters during our love-making. (the only secular CD we owned) He was shocked by my worldliness. He and his wife played hymns when they made love. Imagine, Victory in Jesus  as you orgasm. Smile (read this article I found to understand this. Ten Scriptural Reasons Why the Rock Bear is EVIL in any Form)

Polly and I grew up, for the most part, without listening to any form of secular music. We came of age in the latest 1960’s and early 1970’s, yet listening to the classic rock music of this era was forbidden. The only time we heard rock music was when we were in our car or with our friends. (one pastor I know took the radios out of all of his children’s cars to keep them from listening to rock music.)

The latter part of the 1990’s were a time of great change in our home. As Polly and I entered our 40’s we began to see that many of the taboos we had were crazy. We were still quite conservative, but the periphery of our conservative life began to slowly fall away.

george_jungleThe first thing we did was buy a TV. (and sold and bought and sold TV’s for a few more years until we decided sin or not, we were having a TV) We went to a drive-n theater to see George of the Jungle and Air Bud, the first movie our children ever went to.   In 2003, my wife, with much encouragement from me, bought her first pair of pants. She was 45 years old. (I think she thought God was going to get her for putting on britches)

I remember the day we bought our first contemporary Christian CD. We bought a  Keith Green CD and then we bought a Steve Camp CD. We actually feared that God was going to strike us dead for listening  to wrong kind of music. But, we overcame our fear of judgment, played the cd’s, and lived to tell about it.

The floodgates opened for us, music-wise. We began listening to whatever we wanted to listen to.  In the last two churches I pastored, we used a blended mix of hymns and praise and worship music. Our oldest three sons took up playing guitar and played in the band at one church.

Fundamentalist family were appalled at how “worldly” we were becoming. I even stopped wearing a uniform (a suit) to church. One family member told me I was causing church embers to look down on God because I dressed so casually. (personally, I think the man who invented the tie is in hell for inventing such an awful clothing accessory) Smile

For the past ten years, Polly and I, to some degree, have been living our teenage years for the first time. We love almost every genre of music. I am not a fan of classical music or rap and Polly HATES southern gospel music. We infrequently listen to contemporary Christian music Our favorite music is classic rock. If we had to pick ONE artist we both love it would be Matt Nathanson. (we both have been two rock concerts in our life, Collective Soul and Matt Nathanson, both in the last five years)

We even bought a lava lamp…40 years late…but hey, better late than never. Now if we can just get some marijuana.  Smile

For those of you raised in the IFB or other conservative religious sects, how have you distanced yourself as an adult from your upbringing? Do you still struggle with thinking some things are “worldly?”

Note: Does this post sound crazy to you? It should, because it is. However, when you are in the IFB bubble this all makes sense. Only when you have escaped it do you say…I believed some bat-shirt crazy stuff.

For further investigation:

Satan’s Music
Rock and Roll, Satanism, and our Children
Religious Rock, The Music of Devils in Church
Rock Music, the Devil’s Advocate

Here’s a video about the evils of Rock Music from the 1980’s (this is part one) ENJOY!!

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parts 2-6 of video

Atheist Moment on TNT’s New Drama Monday Mornings

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Dr. Sung Park (played by actor Keong Sim)

Monday Mornings is a new a TNT medical drama about the lives of doctors at Chelsea Hospital, a fictional hospital in Portland, Oregon.

A young woman is having uncontrolled tremors. She has sought treatment from numerous doctors and none of them could help her.  She and her husband come to see Dr. Sung Park at Chelsea Hospital.  Dr. Park (played by actor Keong Sim) , a Korean-American, sits the couple down in his office. The woman’s hands are shaking uncontrollably. She is in a wheelchair

Husband: She’s been this way almost two years. It’s like she’s possessed with the devil.

Wife: I can’t write. I can’t drive.

Husband: She’s been tested so many times, but no one seems to find anything.

Wife: It’s God. He’s punishing me for some reason.

Husband: We know He works in mysterious ways, Doctor. We also feel we have been sent to you for a reason. Do you have a relationship with Jesus Christ, Doctor?

Dr. Park: No! You want God—Go to church!  Come back when you want to talk about facts.

Husband: There’s no call to be rude.

Dr. Park:  Not rude—no God here—you go.

The woman decides that facts are more important than God and she agrees to let Dr. Park treat her.  He told her that her best option was brain stimulation, a risky procedure.  The procedure was a success.

Knowing what I know about Christianity, I have little doubt God got all the credit for the woman’s successful treatment. Dr. Park was just a tool in the hand of the Christian God.

And if the procedure failed or she died?  Godly rarely gets credit for such things. Most often the doctor gets blamed or an appeal is made to the mysterious will of God, a will we never should question.

Man of God by Eliza Gilkyson

Man of God is a song written by folk singer Eliza Gilkyson. I hear this is George Bush’s favorite song.  Smile Enjoy.

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The cowboy came from out of the west
With his snakeskin boots and his bulletproof vest
Gang of goons and his big war chest
Fortunate son he was doubly blessed
Corporate cronies and the chiefs of staff
Bowin’ to the image of the golden calf
Startin up wars in the name of god’s son
Gonna blow us all the way to kingdom come

Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the teachings of a man of god
Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the preachings of a man of god

Coalition of the willing and the judgmental
Patricians, politicians, and the fundamentalists
You never have to tell them how the money’s spent
You never have to tell them where their freedom went
Homophobes in the high command
Waitin’ for the rapture like it’s disneyland
Hide all the bodies from out of view
Channel all the treasure to the chosen few

Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the teachings of a man of god
Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the preachings of a man of god

If I could I surely would
Stand on the rock where moses stood
Look out people now we’re gonna get fleeced
By a wolf masquerading as a man of peace

Jesus said blessed are the meek
Jesus said you gotta turn the other cheek
Jesus said help the poor and the weak
If he lived today he’d be a liberal freak
All the money changers would be out on the street
Weepin and wailin and gnashin their teeth
Me I’m waitin on the reckoning day
When the whole world gonna rise up and say

Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the teachings of a man of god
Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the preachings of a man of god
Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the teachings of a man of god
Man of god, man of god
That ain’t the preachings of a man of god

2153 by Eliza Gilkyson

Over the holidays, I stumbled upon a new artist I really like. Her name is Eliza Gilkyson. She is a folk singer who writes provocative and soul-searching lyrics. My favorite song is 2153. Here are the lyrics:

Well their brains were quite large for their bodies
And it lulled them into thinking they weren’t dumb
They did guns extreme sports special hobbies
And cool tricks with their fingers and thumbs
And they thought they would be guaranteed delivered
To some guy in Roman sandals and a beard
So they bought and they fought and they twittered
By 2153 they’d disappeared

Oh they waited for their god in vain
They waited for their god in vain
In the last big play of the final game
They waited for their god in vain

Well they went for the literal translation
Of every text and symbol, sacred work and screed
They obsessed over minor variations
Misconstrued the truth to justify their deeds
And they thought that all the others were afflicted
And those who knew the secret handshake would be saved
And they thought in the end they’d all be lifted
Now they’re lying in the beds that they made

They waited for their god in vain
They waited for their god in vain
Standin with their luggage waiting for the transport plane
They waited for their god in vain

When they called out for their god each one used a different name
They waited for their god in vain
This is all we can conclude From what’s left of their remains…
They waited for their god in vain .

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