Christians Say the Darnedest Things: Finally, An “Explanation” for Trump’s Skin Color

holy spirit orange

Trump has been blessed by God, his skin color is merely the Holy Spirit flowing through him.

— Jim Bakker, Via Piper Blackmum, Trump Has Been Blessed by God, His Skin Color is Merely the Holy Spirit Flowing Through Him, February 7, 2019


  1. ObstacleChick

    So the holy spirit makes believers turn orange? How come there are so few evangelicals who are orange?

  2. Nate

    This can only mean one thing: Charlie’s chocolate factory is heaven. Just look at all of the orange oompa loompas!

  3. Ruth

    I did know a really committed Christian once who swore by the “Old Testament” way of eating, basically vegan. He did a lot of juicing. A lot of carrot juicing. He was orange, too.

  4. Carol Kelley

    I never fails to amaze and appall me how so many evangelicals think that Individual 1, who’d probably never cracked open a Bible until it was politically expedient, is God’s Chosen One, the Modern Saviour and The Best Christian Ever.


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