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Christians Say the Darnedest Things: Finally, An “Explanation” for Trump’s Skin Color

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Trump has been blessed by God, his skin color is merely the Holy Spirit flowing through him.

— Jim Bakker, Via Piper Blackmum, Trump Has Been Blessed by God, His Skin Color is Merely the Holy Spirit Flowing Through Him, February 7, 2019


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    So the holy spirit makes believers turn orange? How come there are so few evangelicals who are orange?

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    This can only mean one thing: Charlie’s chocolate factory is heaven. Just look at all of the orange oompa loompas!

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    I did know a really committed Christian once who swore by the “Old Testament” way of eating, basically vegan. He did a lot of juicing. A lot of carrot juicing. He was orange, too.

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    Carol Kelley

    I never fails to amaze and appall me how so many evangelicals think that Individual 1, who’d probably never cracked open a Bible until it was politically expedient, is God’s Chosen One, the Modern Saviour and The Best Christian Ever.

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    Yulya Sevelova

    The person who says Trump is orange because God did something to his skin, has missed the fact that Trump’s eyebags are usually pink. As is his hairline. Darndest things indeed. People who say such things make America look so stupid.

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