Christians Say the Darnedest Things: Finally, An “Explanation” for Trump’s Skin Color

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Trump has been blessed by God, his skin color is merely the Holy Spirit flowing through him.

— Jim Bakker, Via Piper Blackmum, Trump Has Been Blessed by God, His Skin Color is Merely the Holy Spirit Flowing Through Him, February 7, 2019

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4 Comments

  1. ObstacleChick

    So the holy spirit makes believers turn orange? How come there are so few evangelicals who are orange?

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  2. Nate

    This can only mean one thing: Charlie’s chocolate factory is heaven. Just look at all of the orange oompa loompas!

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  3. Ruth

    I did know a really committed Christian once who swore by the “Old Testament” way of eating, basically vegan. He did a lot of juicing. A lot of carrot juicing. He was orange, too.

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  4. Carol Kelley

    I never fails to amaze and appall me how so many evangelicals think that Individual 1, who’d probably never cracked open a Bible until it was politically expedient, is God’s Chosen One, the Modern Saviour and The Best Christian Ever.

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