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Poking Geri Ungurean, An Evangelical Conspiracy Theorist

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Geri Ungurean is an Evangelical conspiracy theorist. You can read here rants at the Absolute Truth from the Word of God: Jesus Has Every Answer blog. Ungurean is a Trump-supporting, anti-vaxxer, anti-masker hater of George Soros — who is Satan personified. Ungurean believes that Facebook and WordPress are out to get her due to her “truth” telling. I will leave it to readers to peruse her site and determine how truthful she is. I am of the opinion that Ungurean is a liar and full of shit. And the other day, I told her so:

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As you can see, I used Ungurean’s name to comment. 🙂

In classic tinfoil hat fashion, Ungurean turned my comment into a conspiracy theory:

You see, this person created a gmail account using my name. My gmail is grandmageri422.

This morning I wrote an email to this imposter. I told him/her that I forgave them and that I only had one response:

(Lengthy Plan of Salvation deleted)

God knows who the person is who responded to my article on George Soros.

I am asking the readers to Pray for this person. Yes – let’s corporately send prayers up to heaven asking our Lord to reach this person for Him!

First, I did NOT create a Gmail account in Ungurean’s name. This is a lie, and she knows it. Second, if she actually sent an email to the fictitious address I used, it should have bounced back to her. She would then KNOW that I did NOT create a new account in her name. Third, Ungurean published her FULL Gmail address on a public blog. This is really a bad idea. I was able to leave several more snarky comments in Ungurean’s name. Just having a bit of fun while I slowly die. Might as well leave this life being a pain in Evangelical asses, right?

My main beef with Ungurean is that she is a liar, that she deliberately spreads things she knows are not true (or should know if she did a bit of legitimate research). Ungurean is not stupid, but she has so deeply immersed herself in Evangelical dogma and right-wing conspiracy theories that she has lost the ability to think critically. Her writing is a good example of the pernicious nature of Fundamentalist thinking.

I genuinely feel sorry for Ungurean. She’s my age, a grandmother, so I know it is unlikely that anyone can say anything to change her mind. That’s what Fundamentalist religious beliefs will do to your mind. I know that was the case for me. Your beliefs keep you from seeing any “truth” but yours. And when you are in the Evangelical bubble, it makes perfect sense. Your beliefs and practices perfectly align with the “truth” of the inspired, inerrant, infallible Word of God, saying to you, Praise Jesus! I am right. To those outside of the bubble, however, you are viewed as a bast-shit crazy lunatic. That’s why many Evangelicals-turned-atheists can only shake their heads in disbelief and shame when they think about what they used to believe and how they lived their lives. I once was Geri Ungurean, so I understand where she is coming from. That said, I was a liar and full of shit then, as she is now. And that’s the truth.

Let me conclude this post with some of the comments on Ungurean’s blog about my comment. Funny stuff, to say the least:

Dale:

Keep preachin’ it girl! Heap those loving truth burning coals on their heads. People like this live on hate not love. If they knew Christ they would know real love. It’s not “feelie” or “gimmie” type love but love based on true commitment. John 15:13 describes the commitment part of real love & He did that for us undeserving sinful jerks. He loved us first, He saves us from God’s wrath, He sanctifies us, He keeps us, He takes us with Him at death, He keep us forever with Himself, He cannot ever lose any of his sheep. An excellent deal, and its free. He paid the entire price & He guarantees it FOREVER! The clear Gospel msgs we send to people like this may go unheeded but the Lord will on “J” day present these msgs as evidence against them. They will be without excuse.

Oh yeah keep the correspondence simple, its obvious this person’s vocabulary is very limited.

Jim:

Geri, whoever wrote you was a sick person. Keep preaching it. God/Jesus loves you. You are a very brave woman that you wrote many articles that were proven FACTS!!! Satan and demons hate the truth. The world are getting darker and darker. Time is short. I truly believe the rapture is very near. I pray this year, 2021!!!!!!

You will getting a crown in the Heaven.

Marianne:

I am praying also for this person now.

Bryan:

Take all of this as a ‘back-handed compliment’ from the “father of lies.” You have SO rattled his cage, so to speak, that he has resorted to plain old simple forgery and abuse. Then you’ve responded with Love and concern for the poor soul who satan has manipulated to attack you – it’;s pathetic really. As i often say to he enemy-of-our-souls “Is THAT really the best you can do?” (with as much contempt as i can muster.) If THIS is satan’s “master plan” to shut you up, then you have absolutely NOTHING to worry about!

I agree with my brother “Keep heaping on the burning coals” of Love, Compassion and concern, plus relentless resistance of the devil’s doomed strategies, then watch him FLEE!

Bruce Gerencser, 63, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 42 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen awesome grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist. For more information about Bruce, please read the About page.

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    Steven J Sweeney

    The big reveal, and the big heartache, is how much hate is directed at others by the supposedly loving and learned Christian judges and accusers. They undermine their own beliefs, and cripple their own message, and yet they are completely ignorant of this. Perhaps because they keep getting checks in the mail, which I think is pretty much what it all comes down to. Can’t make the Jaguar payments without it, eh? Can’t do anything else that is useful or productive, so tap into the weakness of the gullible and make them suffer even more. Praise Jesus! But shame on you folks who do this.

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    BJW

    Sick. They are so sick. And you’re right, this woman and her cohort are willfully choosing to believe lies, because that’s the “reality” they want to live in.

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    Sage

    “Satan’s master plan” AHAHAHA..soo funny.

    Satan doesn’t need a master plan. He just sits back and let’s gullible evangelicals do all the leg work. His biggest concern is negotiating with god to acquire more land to expand his lake. He needs more room for the evangelicals and their recruits.

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    MJ Lisbeth

    Sage—The way I figure it, if Satan or God needs the likes of me to carry out their plans, they must not be—in the parlance of my folks—all that.

    Then again,!if God is in charge, Satan doesn’t really have a plan if God is pulling his strings.

    That said, I haven’t decided whether Geri Ungurean and the ones who heaped on to her falsehoods are criminally insane, or just criminals.

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    Sage

    MJ, now you are using logic again, and we all know you can’t do that in a religious argument!😁

    Sadly people like these people are a big part of all the bigotry we must all deal with.

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    ... Zoe ~

    There’s those “crowns” again . . . and all those “precious jewels” showed up.

    In my born-again days it was not unusual to hear from liars that lying was okay if it was for the cause of Christ. Ironic.

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    tenosce52

    Bat Shit Crazy Lunatic? I disagree – I think many of these people are merely playing to their audience to sell something or ask for donations. I didn’t waste any of the ever shrinking time I have left to read her “thoughts” but back here in the cheap seats it appears that many, if not most, of these preacher & political types (right, left and center) are merely promoting their brand. More scary are their ignorant minions heading to the ballot box.

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    GeoffT

    When I read the title ‘Poking Geri….’ I immediately thought of UK slang that gives another meaning to poke which I’m sure I don’t need to explain. I thought ‘no thanks’.

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    Remote Owl

    I am a Christian and will always be one. However, I hate American Christianity with a passion. As I age (early 50s), I find that Eastern Orthodoxy (not selling it) is the closest thing we have to the first century Christians. Let’s see: the EOC gives huge sums to the poor, lives among them, witnesses to them, their clergy don’t live in fancy houses or drive fancy cars, they can marry, they have cool beards, the EOC doesn’t try and bilk people out of their earnings so a pastor and his wife can have a fancy house, fancy cars, a lavish lifestyle like old Joe Osteentatious does down in Texas. I hate American Christianity. I hate the 30,000 denominations all claiming to have the truth, yet they all differ in their beliefs. I hate the rapture theory, which didn’t originate until the 1830s.

    I hate the treatment of immigrants (whatever happened to welcome the foreigner among you?), women (created equal but different, but let’s pay them 1/3 less than the men for the same work), and people of color (are we not all equal?). I hate the fact that if you are not right wing, then how could you possibly be a Christian? I hate the books that are written by pastors who do so only to make money and who would point you to their book over scripture. I used to work at a large evangelical church. The “pastor” wrote several books and bought them by the pallet load to sell in the church book store (in my eyes akin to the money lenders Jesus drove from the temple). By buying over 10,000 of his own books in the first week of launch, he guaranteed his own place on the NY Times bestseller list. His books sold very few copies in his own store. He did this with every book he wrote. Spending the people’s money to elevate himself. I left that job post haste and now work for a not-for-profit. I hate that American Christianity is now more about self-improvement and that Jesus is now just something to complete the picture (I guess these pastors haven’t read Mark 10).

    While I will always be a Christian and worship the authentic Jesus of the Bible, not the American Jesus made up by far right wing hucksters looking to make a buck, I’m glad your site exists to expose all the madness, stupidity, and idiocy of what is tantamount to a cult in America and not Christianity.

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      Bruce Gerencser

      SO, you have bought into the idea that Eastern Orthodox Christianity is the one true faith; that you worship the “authentic” Jesus of the Bible?

      American Christianity is quite diverse. Your objection is to Evangelicalism, not American Christianity as a whole, yes?

      Are women permitted to be priests in the EOC? Of course not. Thus, I don’t buy that women are, in any way, equal. I understand that you will respond with: the BIble says/the Church says, but is this not the same argument that American Christians use for all sorts of social/moral constructs?

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    amy b

    I can appreciate your POV, but I know a lot of Eastern Orthodox folks who love Trump and everything the GOP stands for, and most of them weren’t even born in the U.S. (In fact the leftist Christians I know are mostly Protestant and Catholic.)

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    Yulya Sevelova

    Well,the EOC is the main denomination for most Slavic countries, certainly for Russia it is. True women have traditional status, not equality, as it’s known in the West. I have my own beef with them. But, there’s a kind of dignity they have that American Christianity really lacks. Historically, there are reasons to blame the EOC for things back there, but that’s another story for another day.

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    Troy

    Just a couple of observations. Having a mommy blog allows one to recede from reality. For example you don’t need to talk to anyone that differs from your conspiracy, everyone that visits the mommy blog will 100% ditto everything you say. Oh you get the occasional poke, but that is unusual enough she’ll pray for you.
    Of course a mommy blog (or any blog) depends on a highly sophisticated network of modern computer power using the latest technology, it then goes to disparage proven technology like vaccines.

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