I recently listened to an Evangelical apologist revel in the wondrous “creation” of the human hand; a sure sign to him of intelligent design. He went on to list all the wonderful things we can do with our God-created hands.
I laughed and said, “you forgot masturbation.”
The next time you are masturbating — yes, even you Evangelicals, I know you do it — just remember, you are worshipping God’s design and creation of your hand — assuming you are a one-hand masturbator — penis, clitoris, or both if you are ambidextrous — every time you ring the Devil’s doorbell or go solo.
Praise the Lord for perfectly fitting hands (and fingers). By all means, “intelligently” use them. 🙂
Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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