The Watchtower Bible & Tract Society — the media arm of the Jehovah’s Witnesses — recently released a video on their Becoming Jehovah’s Friend channel that is meant to educate children about Jehovah’s view of same-sex marriage. No surprise here. The God of the Jehovah’s Witnesses disproves of same-sex marriage. Enjoy!
Holy Boondoggle, Batman! The gays are trying to bring dangerous things on to airplanes and stuff! Big Jeeho doesn’t like those gay people acting like they can love each other! He has a plan for everybody to be in paradise. You want to be in paradise, don’t you? People can change! You gay people don’t have to try to take stuff on to airplanes, really! You don’t have to like people who are the same sex! Let’s practice now! Jeeho doesn’t like people taking stuff on airplanes… Let’s say that together now: Jeeho doesn’t like things on aircraft. Hear those alarms! Praise Jeebo! Now that is the same as you wanting to love somebody who is the same sex. Surely you see that now, don’t you! Thank-you Jeebo…
By the way, I object to that Eve character receiving a blue flower. Blue is for boys! Don’t those JW’s even know that they are being used by the homosexual under-go-round to secretly draw women into being like boys by giving them blue flowers! Pink is for non-penis bipeds and blue is for the boys! I get tired of pointing out the wiles of the devil!