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On the Road Looking for God’s True Church

As Polly and I travel the roads of Northwest Ohio and Southeast Indiana, we are always on the lookout for God’s True Church®. Here are a few of the churches we stumbled upon in recent weeks.

church of christ at harlan

Church of Christ at Harlan, Harlan, Indiana. (website) Jesus is alive? Great, I’d love to have lunch with him. Do you have his cellphone number so I can text him?

harlan united methodist church

Harlan United Methodist Church, Harlan, Indiana. (website) Wait a minute. I thought ALL plans belong to God. Isn’t God the Sovereign of the universe? How can a perfect God have plans that are better ones?

new life worship center bryan

New Life Worship Center, Bryan, Ohio. Until recently, New Life was pastored by Mark Holbrook. Since the Bible clearly teaches that God knows who will be saved, why would he get emotionally worked up over certain people not being at the party?  Our names weren’t on the guest list, so there’s no reason for Jesus to kill himself over our absence.

Atheist Bruce Gerencser Discovers the Church That Jesus Built

For Immediate News Release

Evangelical pastor turned atheist, Bruce Gerencser, recently stumbled upon a breathtaking find that is sure to excite Christians worldwide. For centuries archaeologists have scoured the Middle East looking for the church that Jesus built. While the Roman Catholic church claims to be the church that Peter built, get back to the purity of the early church Christians continue to look for THE church that Jesus built. And today, that church has been found. Not in Palestine, not in Jerusalem, not in Rome, and not in Salt Lake City. The church that Jesus built, you know, the one true model #1, has been found in Harlan, Indiana.

church that Jesus built

Note

Lest anyone doubt that this is THE church that Jesus built, the Church of Christ at Harlan  website says that they are “THE body of Christ in Harlan.” It makes perfect sense: THE body of Christ is THE church that Jesus built and it all can be found in Harlan, Indiana, population 1,634.

 

 

 

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