Tag: Pam Bondi

  • The Name of the Most Famous Person in the Epstein Files Revealed Here

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    I am here to report that I am not in the Epstein Files. I searched for my name, but it did not appear anywhere in the files. Boy, was I worried. 🙂 Donald Trump, of course, features prominently in the files, but just remember, he already been found innocent. Besides, Trump was never on Epstein’s Pervert Island. Right? Does anyone doubt Trump’s guilt? I mean outside of MAGA sycophants who wouldn’t believe he was guilty if God himself said he was.

    Funny thing about God, the Big Man Upstairs is mentioned over 20,000 times in the files. Jesus is mentioned hundreds of times too. I know, I know, shocking. But, if you think about it, is it really surprising that God is in the Epstein Files? After all, God (Jesus) watched everything that happened on the Island, and did absolutely nothing. And I mean nothing. Think of all the debauchery that took place, perpetrated by rich men and women. Countless minors were abused, sexually assaulted, and raped, often brought to Pervert Island against their will. Yet, where was God? We are repeatedly told by Evangelicals that God is good and loving; that he cares about his creation and is intimately involved in our lives; that he will be there for us in our time of need. I would think being raped by powerful men would be a “time of need,” yes? Yet, we don’t have one report that says God saved any of the children from having their bodies disgustingly violated by men who thought they were above and beyond the law. Of course, it doesn’t hurt having a fine Christian like U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi protecting sexual predators at every turn. Never forget that Bondi was involved with Epstein’s perverse behavior all the way back to her days in Florida. She is up to her neck in the sewage of complicity, yet she l-o-v-e-s Jesus.

    God has much to answer for, but like Trump, he is immune from prosecution. All any of us can do is oppose those who want to advance this evil God’s agenda. Any God who doesn’t care about the abuse of children is a deity unworthy of worship. Worship God if you must, but I shall not as long as he and his followers continue to support evil men doing despicable things to innocent children. This is a seminal moment for Evangelicals, and so far, all I see complicity, excuse-making, self-justification, and deliberate moral and ethical blindness.

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Breaking News! I Found Out What Happened to the “Epstein Client List”

    This is what happened to the “Epstein Client List.”

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    For you too young to remember the Men in Black movies, the agents used a neuralizer to wipe the minds of other people. Evidently, this is what happened to Donald Trump, Pam Bondi, and other MAGA hacks.

    For stupid MAGA Republicans, this is satire. Or is it? How can you know? 🙂

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Breaking News! Attorney General Pam Bondi Says Man in Picture with Jeffrey Epstein is Barack Obama

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    U.S.Attorney General Pam Bondi recently released a statement saying that the man in the following picture with Donald Trump is none other than former President Barack Obama. When questioned about the photo, Bondi said that it is the Trump Administration’s policy to blame everything on Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and the Democrats. When asked about the missing Epstein Client List, Bondi told reporters that Biden and Obama broke into her office in the dead of night and stole the list. When asked by MSNBC for evidence for her claim, Bondi replied, FAKE NEWS!

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    This is satire for Republicans too stupid to know the difference between fact and fiction.

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Trump Dump: Attorney General Pam Bondi Claims Trump Saved 258 Million Lives From Fentanyl

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    This series, titled Trump Dump, features outlandish, untrue quotes from Donald Trump, MAGA supporters, and Right Wing media. If you come across a quote for this series, please send it to me with a link to the news story that contains the relevant quote.

    President Donald Trump holds open cabinet meetings where attendees are expected to, in North Korean fashion, fawn over him and praise his every move.

    U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi (does anyone really think Trump would have chosen her if she wasn’t an attractive white woman with blonde hair?) said:

    3,400 kilos of fentanyl since you’ve been in your last 100 days, which saved, are you ready for this, media, 258 million lives.

    Kids are dying every day because they’re taking this junk laced with something else.

    They don’t know what they’re taking.

    They think they’re buying a Tylenol or an Adderall and a Xanax.

    And it’s laced with fentanyl, and they’re dropping dead.

    And no longer because of you, what you’ve done.

    As reported by Crooks & Liars

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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