Tag: Snakefinger and the Vestal Virgins

  • Songs of Sacrilege: Jesus Was a Leprechaun by Snakefinger and the Vestal Virgins

    This is the fifty-eighth installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Jesus Was a Leprechaun by Snakefinger and the Vestal Virgins.

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    Jesus was a leprechaun dying on the cross
    Remembering his celtic roots
    Some place to hold my up lost

    Jesus was a leprechaun his name was Tiny Tom
    He tried to have a little fun
    But now my hands on my venus of lom

    Jesus was a leprechaun full of trickery
    But it went a bit too far
    Now they made a matter of me

    Jesus was a leprechaun with a twinkle in his eye
    Always smiling sweetly
    But I never expected to die