Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. (John 14:12-14)
Evangelicals believe the Bible is the inspired, inerrant, infallible Word of God. It’s a one-of-a-kind divine religious text that is to be, with rare exception, read and interpreted literally. Of course, when confronted with glaring contradictions, Evangelicals will abandon literalism quicker than Sarah Huckabee Sanders abandoned truth at a White House press conference. When confronted with Bible verses that are contradictory or which put God/Christianity in a bad light, Evangelicals discard the literal, plain meaning of a text in favor of a convoluted, look-the-rabbit-ran-that-way, theological explanation.
Take John14:12-14. Printed with red ink — the universal sign for “Jesus is talking” — the Son of God said that he would soon return to his Father in Heaven, and once he was gone his followers would do greater works (miracles) than he did. Wow, what a statement, right?
What were the works (miracles) that Jesus did?
- Healed the sick
- Cured the deaf and mute
- Gave sight to the blind
- Reattached severed body parts
- Fed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fishes
- Fed 4,000 people with 7 loaves of bread and a few fishes
- Caused the lame to walk again
- Cured mental illness
- Raised the dead
- Turned well water into Boone’s Farm
- Walked on water
- Stopped storm winds from blowing
- Walked through walls
- Resurrected himself from the dead
What a list of miracles! The writer of the gospel of John said, in John 21:25:
And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written.
According to that verse, the Bible contains just a small handful of the millions of miracles performed by Jesus. Why, Jesus worked so many miracles in three years, that if all of them were written down, all the books of the world wouldn’t be able to contain them. Wow, just wow! So many miracles, yet there is not one non-Biblical contemporary record for any of them. If a Jewish itinerant preacher performed millions of miracles in a thirty-six-month period, you’d think at least one Roman historian would have mentioned it. Yet, the pages of history are silent.
For the sake of this post, I am going to go with the miracles performed by Jesus as recorded in the gospels. In John 14:12, Jesus told his followers that after he ascended back to his Father in Heaven, they would perform works (miracles) as great as and greater than those worked by him. The Christian church has existed for almost 2,000 years, yet there is no recorded history of Christians doing greater works (miracles) than Jesus. In fact, Christians today think a “greater work” is Jesus helping Grandma find her lost keys or causing someone’s cancer to temporarily go into remission. Healing the sick? Raising the dead? Causing cripples to walk? Giving sight to the blind? Where, oh where can we find and see such medically verifiable miracles? And if Jesus worked millions of such miracles, where can we see legions of people being healed? Where can we see thousands of people being fed with two Big Macs and five large orders of French fries?
Modern Christians are supposed to be greater miracle workers than Jesus, yet everywhere we look we see impotence. Why is that? Evangelicals will make all sorts of peculiar theological arguments, attempting to explain away the clear, literal reading of John 14:12. Perhaps, there is another explanation for the present-day paucity of miracles. Jesus said that miracle-working by his followers was contingent upon him returning to his Father in Heaven. Perhaps, the real reason Christians can’t work Jesus-esque miracles is that he never resurrected from the dead and ascended back to Heaven to sit at the right hand of his Father. Maybe, just maybe, when Jesus died, he stayed dead. You know, just like every other human who has ever lived and died.
John 14:12 remains a direct challenge to the belief that Jesus resurrected from the dead. Had Jesus really escaped the permanency of death and magically floated away from the earth until he could no longer be seen, then Christians from 33 CE until today should have the power to repeatedly do the miraculous. That they don’t tells me that Jesus died on a Roman cross centuries ago and was buried in a borrowed tomb, never to be seen again.
Thus saith the inspired, inerrant, infallible Word of Bruce.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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Yes, contradictions are all over the inerrant bible and there some way to explain them away. Sometimes there are several ways to explain them away, and then ways to explain why these several ways contradict each other.
And in many cases people just choose to ignore the problems, or claim that gods ways are too hard to understand so you just have to have faith. And. For many Christians, they have such a limited understanding, and put. Forth so little effort, that they just parrot what they are told.
And I am not sure we can even attribute key finding to god since I am still losing keys and I am still finding them.
unsurprisingly, christians can’t even agree if miracles aka “works” still happen or not. So they do have quite a problem in their contradictions and their inablity to get prayers answered and to do JC-like miracles.
they seem to all be frauds.
Yep . . . and why did Jesus disappear so quickly? The best evidence of his resurrection was him walking around talking to people! Imagine the Romans response if they saw him! They would scoop him up and re-crucify him in a trice. Then he could have been re-resurrected and more the glory! Whisking Jesus off stage was very poor marketing.
Ha! Bruce… Peter Popoff does this kind of stuff ALL THE TIME. Checkmate! (In a completely unrelated detail God’s frequency IS 39.17 MHz and sounds exactly like Popoff’s wife!)
Christians claim that God performs miracles all the time. They have numerous prayer chains on social media, calling for “prayer warriors” all the time. I have a cousin whose 9-year-old granddaughter is very sick as her body is fighting treatment for lymphoma. I saw my high school math teacher sharing my cousin’s post – they don’t know each other, but lots of people are sharing around my young cousin’s picture and request for prayers. It actually creeper me out. But what’s REALLY happening is that the medical team at the hospital are trying lots of treatments to clear her lungs and treat her kidneys and get her T cell counts up as inflammation has taken over her body. Any deity worth its salt should be able to heal her in a blink. And by these verses in John, all these Christians praying for the girl should be able to heal her – and that isn’t happening. The family even sent out a how-to guide on social media for name it and claim it prayer.
I’ve known Christians who claim to have seen supernatural miracles (satanic or godly) and yet, there is zero evidence presented. Imagine that.
A while back, I wrote a guest post in which I described a visit to Lourdes. Surely, I should have seen someone toss aside his crutches and skip down Rue Bernadette Soubrios. I mean, that wouldn’t have been asking for much, would it, if we were promised so many great miracles after Jesus rose from the dead?
As for feeding all of those people: on a few loaves and fishes: That’s nothing compared to how my mother fed four hungry kids–and sent them to Catholic school–on my father’s pay. Not to mention the Sunday and holiday dinners; The Census workers used to show up for them!
Yes! Yes! I absolutely 100% agree with this article!
Whenever I prayed for somebody to get well soon, they fucking died anyway. Not God’s will I guess. Both grandmas died from cancer. And when it finally came time for my daddy to go, at the funeral parlor, I was hopelessly staring into the coffin & none of the attendees, majority of them Christians, attempted to resurrect him. I don’t understand why they would withhold their God given powers. People are so fucking selfish.
It was heart-breaking when I finally had to push the button for the incinerator. That moment has been seared into my brain. I definitely had more faith than a mustard seed you know. I didn’t ask to walk on water or walk through walls. Just a humble request to add a few more years to my old man’s life, & still he didn’t budge. Was I fucking unreasonable??!! Not God’s will I guess.
Hell, come to think of it, sometimes I don’t even succeed at the smaller prayer requests. I still fucking failed my exams when I prayed to pass. I mean, I didn’t even pray to pass with flying colors or high distinctions. Just a passing grade. Still that wasn’t granted. Not God’s will I guess.
Sometimes I prayed for a good parking space & still had to circle for a long time before I found one. Even the unbelievers found the better spots & much sooner too.
After more than 4 decades as a believer, I’m still a fucking Level 1 Wizard.
Somebody sure has been feeding me a load of crock.
I don’t pray anymore.