President Donald Trump held a corporate-sponsored Easter egg roll at the White House. One prominent participant was a full-sized Easter bunny who walked on two legs. After the egg roll, the Easter Bunny was arrested by ICE agents dressed as white rabbits and deported to Easter Island.
What did the Easter Bunny do to deserve deportation? He was an American citizen, born at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Surely, American citizens can’t be deported, right? Sadly, the Trump Administration is as averse to following the U.S. Constitution and settled law as a young boy is to soap and water on a Saturday night.
The only reason I can think of for the deportation of the Easter Bunny is that its fur is brown; and if there is one thing we know about Donald Trump, it is that he is not a fan of people of color. Yes, MAGA readers, your King, Lord, and Savior is a racist. Next year, perhaps the easter bunny should be a white snowshoe hare. Or better yet, maybe J.D. Vance could be the easter bunny.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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Tee Hee! Good one!
It could be another person, but Trump’s first press secretary, Sean Spicer who lied about”…the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period!”, actually had a hobby as dressing up as the Easter Bunny. It all comes down to heeding Jesus’ last words imploring us to “Hide the eggs.”.
Hmm- based on this story I think Bigfoot might be next. As someone who has an interest in Sasquatch, I am concerned that despite their obvious status as “American citizens”, Dear Leader will still find a way to deport them to El Salvador..where I don’t think they will do well. Their extra hair and large build are more suited for the Pacific NW..and of course Eastern Ohio.
Although I do believe there was a “white Bigfoot” seen in Ohio once.
Well, maybe Santa Claus is safe because he’s a white guy? Though he is purported to live at Santa Claus Village in Finland, so he could be deported for working without a visa in the US. ICE would have to catch him first.