Several weeks ago, I dropped Polly off for physical therapy and then drove across the street to get something to eat at McDonald’s.
I used McDonald’s mobile app. I ordered a plain — no tartar sauce, no cheese — fish sandwich, a hamburger, and a medium soft drink.
I pulled up to the drive-thru speaker and told them I had a mobile order. After a few minutes in line, I pulled up to the window to get my order. As I was given my order, I opened the food box to make sure my fish sandwich was plain. I have to do this because half the time, they ignore my “plain” request — which is clearly stated on the receipt — and give me a sandwich with tartar sauce and cheese. Want to piss me off? Mess up my food order after I explicitly told you what I wanted.
After checking my sandwich, I put it back in the bag and drove several hundred yards back to the physical therapy building to eat my food. As I opened my bag and pulled out my fish sandwich, I was shocked to see that all that was in the box was a bun. That’s right. The fish filet had magically disappeared.
I said to myself, “What the fuck! Where did the fish go?” I searched under my seat, beside my seat, and repeated the search with the passenger seat. I checked the back seat, and checked outside the car too. No fish to be found.
So, did my fish miraculously disappear as Jesus did after his death? I doubt it. I suspect the fish fell off the bun while I was transferring it from the restaurant window to the car. I can’t think of another rational explanation for the mystery of the missing fish.
How about you? Do you have a “miracle” story such as this one? One you can’t quite explain, but are certain that it was not supernatural?
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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