Short Stories: My Youngest Grandson Gets the Old Time Religion

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My partner, Polly, and I are blessed to have sixteen grandchildren — three grandsons and thirteen granddaughters. Several weeks ago, we watched our two youngest grandsons for our daughter. We decided to take them out to eat and then to a movie.

We ate at the Paradise Buffett in Auburn, Indiana. The boys had never eaten at a buffet before, so it was quite entertaining to watch them navigate the food lines. “You mean, I can eat whatever I want?” “Yes, but remember, whatever you take, you have to eat.” Our one grandson has autism, and for a moment, the buffet experience overwhelmed him. He stood still, turning in a circle, surveying his surroundings. Eventually, I was able to get him to put food on his plate. The boys were even more surprised when I told them that they could get a clean plate for more food. “Really? We can get more food?” Ah the joys of watching children experience the finer things of life for the first time. šŸ™‚

Afterward, we went to the theater to watch the new TRON movie. We arrived as the preview clips were showing. As we found our seats, a scene from a PG-13 action movie started playing. This definitely got our youngest grandson’s attention. He stood on his seat, and in his loudest outdoor voice he said, “OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?” I turned to Polly, laughing, and said, “Silas, has found religion.” šŸ™‚

Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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4 responses to “Short Stories: My Youngest Grandson Gets the Old Time Religion”

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    matilddaa

    I love it. My small g/son’s nickname is ‘Empty Legs!’ He thought it was paradise when we went on holiday to an all-inclusive resort with unlimited food on offer. I was detailed to accompany him to the Buffet at all 3 meals daily to help him choose what he wanted, just as you did. We’re going again soon and memories of those buffet feasts are haunting him. He asked his dad if he could go alone to the Buffet this year as he’s older and doesn’t need granny’s help. Dad said the counters or the food containers might be too hot for him to get too near to. He obviously gave the problem some thought because he produced the perfect solution a few hours later. He asked if he could take a padded oven-glove from their kitchen to pack in his suitcase for the trip!

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    Zoe

    Food and a movie. The best spiritual experience ever. šŸ˜‰

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      Their mother said the boys talked non-stop about their great adventure. šŸ˜œā¤ļø

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    That sounds like a really fun time! I love seeing kids get excited about new experiences!

    My grandfather liked taking me to buffets too. I always have been a big eater. I can challenge the big guys in the family to quantity eating 😁. It’s initially shocking because I am not a large person, but with all my sport training, my energy output is large, requiring large input.

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