I saw this post on Facebook tonight . . .
LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN 👀 somebody that can
I turned to Polly, and read her each line . . .
I’m a handy man, aren’t I?
Polly snickers, rolls her eyes . . .
🩵LAY FLOORING – vinyl & brace my bedroom
I’m pretty good at laying flooring. Especially in bedrooms.
💗 KNOWS HOW TO DONDRY WALL – only 1 piece to do I think?
This sounds like a kinky sex position — the DONDRY WALL, I’m game.
….
That’s the biggest things I need from a handyman, but I would like somebody that knows what they’re doing (with experience!) to come in & check out my place! I have cash in hand for the jobs done.
I am experienced and know what I am doing. She wants me to come check out her “place.” And she’s going to pay me!
🫶🏼 PLEASE BE SOMEBODY THAT HAS TIME ON THEIR HANDS RIGHT NOW! I’m trying to get this done in a certain amount of time, so if you work a full time job this isn’t the job for you!! Time is the most crucial here for me 🫶🏼
This is the job for me. I have lots of time on my hands, and I have been known to get jobs done in five minutes or less.
Polly and I laugh together.
I know, I know, we are beyond redemption. Polly has corrupted me. 🙂
Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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