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Breaking News! I Found Out What Happened to the “Epstein Client List”

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This is what happened to the “Epstein Client List.”

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For you too young to remember the Men in Black movies, the agents used a neuralizer to wipe the minds of other people. Evidently, this is what happened to Donald Trump, Pam Bondi, and other MAGA hacks.

For stupid MAGA Republicans, this is satire. Or is it? How can you know? 🙂

Bruce Gerencser, 68, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 47 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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Breaking News! Attorney General Pam Bondi Says Man in Picture with Jeffrey Epstein is Barack Obama

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U.S.Attorney General Pam Bondi recently released a statement saying that the man in the following picture with Donald Trump is none other than former President Barack Obama. When questioned about the photo, Bondi said that it is the Trump Administration’s policy to blame everything on Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and the Democrats. When asked about the missing Epstein Client List, Bondi told reporters that Biden and Obama broke into her office in the dead of night and stole the list. When asked by MSNBC for evidence for her claim, Bondi replied, FAKE NEWS!

jeffrey epstein and donald trump

This is satire for Republicans too stupid to know the difference between fact and fiction.

Bruce Gerencser, 68, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 47 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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Trump Dump: Attorney General Pam Bondi Claims Trump Saved 258 Million Lives From Fentanyl

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This series, titled Trump Dump, features outlandish, untrue quotes from Donald Trump, MAGA supporters, and Right Wing media. If you come across a quote for this series, please send it to me with a link to the news story that contains the relevant quote.

President Donald Trump holds open cabinet meetings where attendees are expected to, in North Korean fashion, fawn over him and praise his every move.

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi (does anyone really think Trump would have chosen her if she wasn’t an attractive white woman with blonde hair?) said:

3,400 kilos of fentanyl since you’ve been in your last 100 days, which saved, are you ready for this, media, 258 million lives.

Kids are dying every day because they’re taking this junk laced with something else.

They don’t know what they’re taking.

They think they’re buying a Tylenol or an Adderall and a Xanax.

And it’s laced with fentanyl, and they’re dropping dead.

And no longer because of you, what you’ve done.

As reported by Crooks & Liars

Bruce Gerencser, 68, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 47 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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