I grew up in rural Northwest Ohio. We didn’t have XXX movie houses or strip clubs. In Bryan, Ohio, only two establishments sold adult magazines. I was nineteen and a student at Midwestern Baptist College before I perused my first pornographic magazine. I suspect many of the young men studying at Midwestern had similar experiences. Our rural, small-town cultures sheltered us from the perversity found in big cities, as did the hellfire and brimstone preaching of the churches we came from. Sexual naïveté ran wild at Midwestern, and the college’s answer was to regularly preach against sexual sin, hoping that doing so would keep students from sexual temptation.
Pontiac, Michigan was a dirty, dying industrial town. Its downtown area had numerous adult entertainment establishments, including a XXX movie house that played the latest pornographic movies and hosted amateur night stripper contests. It was not uncommon to see a dozen or more prostitutes plying their trade on downtown Pontiac street corners. One woman who comes to mind was a rather large woman with huge DDDDDDDD breasts. She would briskly walk the streets braless, breasts bouncing chin to belly button. It was quite a sight to behold.
As you might surmise, downtown Pontiac was a magnet for young, virile, horny Baptist boys. The personal contact rules (please see Thou Shalt Not Touch: The Six-Inch Rule) at Midwestern forbade physical contact between dating couples. No hand-holding. No kissing. No hugging. No nothing. Students were required to stay six inches away from their boyfriends/girlfriends at all times. Of course, students broke the six-inch rule with impunity, causing all sorts of guilt and fear. The good news was that Jesus was only a prayer away. That’s the Baptist way: sin, ask for forgiveness, promise never to sin again — wash, rinse, repeat. It’s a great way to live.
One night, after much prayer and temptation, I decided to check out the fine art films at the XXX movie house. I parked away from the theater, thinking that if anyone who knew me drove by, they wouldn’t see my car. As I walked from my car to the movie house, I could “feel” the “Holy Spirit” telling me, Don’t do it, Bruce. God says it’s a sin. The Bible says it’s a sin. Your pastor says it’s a sin. Your dorm supervisor says it’s a sin. Your preschool Sunday School teacher says it’s a sin. All these voices in my head, but one voice stood above all others — mine. I wanted to do this. I was curious about what was behind the theater’s doors. And so I made my way to the theater’s entrance, paid my admission, and found a seat at the back of the theater.
The first act of the night was an amateur stripping contest. Local young women — some of them prostitutes — stripped and paraded back and forth on the stage. This was the first time I had ever seen a woman naked. I battled conflicting emotions. On one hand, I felt guilty. I was breaking the law of God, and I was violating college rules. On the other hand, I felt excitement — sexual excitement. It was my first time seeing a woman’s body in all its glory — as naked as Eve in the Garden of Eden. What more can I say? After all of the women had performed, judges determined the first, second, and third place winners. The winners were given cash prizes.
Then it was time for the feature film. As with the amateur contest, the movie definitely exposed me to sexual things I had never seen before. Needless to say, I was fascinated by what I saw. I am sure some readers of the Evangelical persuasion are thinking, Oh my God Bruce, you were taken in by Satan’s greatest temptation — lust. I bet you couldn’t keep from doing this again, right? Sorry to disappoint you. This was my first and last trip to the XXX movie house in downtown Pontiac. I would later marry a beautiful dark-haired girl who was a wonder to behold in her own right. Why look from afar when you can see, touch, and well, you know . . .
The highlight of the evening came not on the stage, but as I was leaving the theater. As I exited and turned my head to the right I saw, much to my surprise, a graduate of Midwestern and deacon at Emmanuel Baptist Church (the church college students were required to attend). Our eyes met, and then both of us quickly turned away, pretending that we had never seen the other. This man and his wife were good friends of Polly’s parents. When their names came up in family discussions years later, I so wanted to say . . . boy do I have a story to tell!
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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Ha ha, Mr. Deacon must have been very embarrassed!
It is amazing how much emphasis Baptists and Catholics put on sex, and how many problems they have with sexual abuse.
I bet there are a ton of us former fundamentalists who can relate with your story! I remember, as a young husband and father in the mid 1980’s, “falling” to the temptation of buying a Hustler magazine at a convenience store. Mind you, it took me several tries to work up the courage! Lol.
And I’m confident there are mega-tons of Mr. Deacons out there!
I recall as a high-schooler going into a store in a town several miles from my own to buy a ‘skin mag’. I told the clerk some inane story about having to buy it for a sociology study. He was as interested as a cold rock. Having grown through a childhood peppered with ‘forbiddens’, I was anxious to support Hugh Hefner.
A wise sage once told me there are three distinct religions in the western world…
The Jews – who do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah…
The Catholics – who do not recognize ANY protestant religions…
And the Baptists – who do not recognize the choir director at the liquor store on Saturday night…
In 1961, as a young teen, I stayed with a married cousin a few years older. She didn’t know I’d just asked jesus into my heart and, as a real treat, took me to see a film, ‘Splendour in the Grass’, it was X-rated so I was not too keen as it would be so sinful. but I couldn’t refuse her idea of a ‘treat’. A character says something like ‘married women only let their husbands near them when they want to make a baby’. I must have said something really naive about this, because I recall my cousin saying I could ask her anything about sex and trying to explain the joys of coupling…but it all went way over my head and I couldn’t think of any questions. I already knew it all, sex was icky, couples should just hold hands in bed and it was lots of bible study and prayer together that cemented their relationship!
Prisons are built from stones of law
Brothels from bricks of religion.
–William Blake, “Songs of Experience”
The anecdote about the deacon is priceless. During my sojourn as a “born again” Christian, I attended a church with a “fire and brimstone” pastor. He ranted and railed about all manner of sexual “perversion,” especially of the same-sex variety.
Well, one Saturday night, I was wandering around a lively neighborhood in downtown Manhattan (guess which one) when I saw a familiar-looking fellow with a very handsome young man. I caught his gaze; he yanked his head to the side.
You guessed it: He and the young man were entering a gay bar.
The following day, i sat in the front pews. He made a point of not looking my way.
Was listening to Michael Moore’s Rumble podcast yesterday and he pointed out that the internet porn traffic stats are rocket-high beyond other states in Utah, the Mormon stronghold with magic underpants and all! I did not check that to see what stats support it but it makes perfect sense to me: Forbid it and it will be sought after forever, day and night!
(Ask a Mormon about porn use and they would probably suggest that it is far less common among the faithful…..yep.)
Something interesting I found on the Internet.
Jews recognize Moses
Catholics recognize the Pope
Evangelicals recognize each other in strip clubs
so true. i remember having to go to church and listen to people pray aloud and lead songs who had been super drunk and partying the night before. then listening to the illiterate preacher whose kids were drug users. fun times. dh brother died before i met him due to substance abuse issues. but he was forced to church and beaten when he did not measure up. religion truly is poison.
Wow, Mary, I’m very sorry about your family members who was forced to attend a useless church and also abused on top of it all. My condolences to you. I got a laugh reading about Bruce and his visit to Pontiac, but this was saddening to hear ! Yes, I have to say that for the most part, religion is indeed poison. And I often wonder what role it has had in our economic woes that force people into selling their own bodies because they had to flee a bad home before growing up, or aging out of the foster care system.