I now have confirmation for the claim that Evangelical-pastor-turned-atheist Bruce Gerencser is demon-possessed. Greg Locke recently published a booklet titled Deliverance Handbook. In recent months, Locke has pulled his head out of Trump’s ass and is now a deliverance minister, healing people, casting out demons, and raising the dead. Locke is now best buds with charlatan Benny Hinn. Keep them dollars coming!
According to Locke, here’s how demons manifest themselves in humans:
- Sweating
- Screaming
- Burping
- Coughing
- Sneezing
- Yawning
- Sudden urge to urinate
- Passing gas
- Falling
- Trembling
- Spitting
- Cursing
- Sobbing
- Runny/Bloody nose
- Watery/Itchy eyes
- Light-headedness
- Tingling
- Heat/Burning sensation
- Bitter Taste
- Ringing Ears
- Muscle Spasms
- Body Pains/Headaches
- Stiff Hands
- Itching
- Nervousness
- Twitching
- Vomiting
- Dizziness
- Violent Outbursts
- Chest Tightness
- Choking Sensation
- Demonic Visions
- Tension Release/Peace
- Heavy Breathing
- Drooling/Foaming at the Mouth
- Roaring
- Stomach Cramps
- Dry Heaving/ Retching
- Skin Irritation
- Laughter
Based on these “manifestations,” I am possessed by numerous demons.
How about you? 🙂
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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Yep, I’ve got to watch out for those demon character traits. Oh wait, most of those are normal and harmless, and others are medical conditions. I guess Locke is saying sick people are demon possessed? What a POS.
Obviously you will need to change your name to Legion.
And if you do encounter Greg Locke, please don’t hurt the innocent pigs again. That didn’t work well, so you need a better plan.
Fortunately I have only a few of those traits. I guess demons don’t waste time with abominations?
Count me in on the “demon possession.” And here I thought those were symptoms of hay fever, asthma, advancing age, and not enough fiber. Oh, well. I suppose the demons are uncomfortable, too. Serves them right!
Sounds like that scene in “Airplane!”
Just how serious is it, Doctor?
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there, the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence, until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
He left out the most debilitating one, comporting as a Democrat, aka embracing Bidendemonics.
I am clearly possessed by demons. Well, or maybe just an ordinary human. I suspect it’s the latter, and Locke has his head in a dark, smelly place.
Thatotherjean, if I do have demons, they’re similarly uncomfortable, and I’m annoyed that not one of them has reminded me to use DEET before I leave the house. Mosquitoes! Are they demons, too?
So now, normal human behavior+health problems are evidence of demon possession 🙄
I guess the entire world is possessed. And raising the dead? Proof! 🤨
At least you have lots of company, Bruce 😁
Oh darn! Now I gotta watch Deliverance backwards for the secret message??? And here I thought I might get a bit of vacation… those durn indwellings!
And yet again TrueChristians(tm) demonstrate how completely stupid they are.
Oh **** I just laughed.
Umm, every time I urinate, it’s because I have a sudden urge to urinate. It’s not rocket science.
It seems like just being human means we’re possessed by demons. I don’t recall asking fir demons, but if they could help out with some projects I am working on, I would appreciate it
Well, given that long list of traits, and further given that most Americans have (at one time or another) exhibited such traits, I would have to conclude that all 340,000,000 Americans are demon-possessed people or actual demons in human disguise. Fortunately, we can all dismiss this nonsense because it came from the brain of Preacher Locke.
“Laughter” – Holy shight – I have seen Benny Hinn laugh. Now I’m really confused.
Bob, that was holy laughter, not demon laughter. You just can’t tell cause you don’t have the discernment of the Holy Spirit.
😈😈😉😉
Pointing out who has been checking off half of these boxes for over a quarter century is “fish in a barrel”-level easy, so I’ll defer on that.
Instead, I’ll point out that the list rules out anyone elderly, disabled, chronically (physically) ill, mentally ill, stressed out, or sick with even so much as a cold or seasonal allergies. Which actually tracks for a Benny Hinn acolyte, so at least there’s some consistency in the message.
As I read that list, though, I began having flashbacks to the warnings about the Happy Fun Ball on Saturday Night Live a number of years ago. But I think I like Dave Barry’s take on it better:
“Television has become infested with commercials for drugs that we’re supposed to ask our doctors about. Usually the announcer says something scary like, “If you’re one of the 337 million people who suffer from parabolical distabulation of the frenulum, ask your doctor about Varvacron. Do it now. Don’t wait until you develop boils the size of fondue pots.”
At that point, you’re thinking, “Gosh, I better get some Varvacron!” Then the announcer tells you the side effects. “In some patients,” he says, “Varvacron causes stomach discomfort and the growth of an extra hand coming out of the forehead. Also, one patient turned into a lemur. Do not use Varvacron if you are now taking, or have recently shaken hands with anybody who is taking, Fladamol, Lavadil, Fromagil, Havadam, Lexavon, Clamadam, Gungadin or breath mints. Discontinue use if your eyeballs suddenly get way smaller. Pregnant women should not even be watching this commercial.” So basically, the message is: (1) You need this drug, and (2) This drug might kill you.”
W.W.Jacobs: You are better than Saturday Night Live, much funnier! I have not watched TV in years but recently found myself stranded in a hotel while doing some Red Cross stuff and watched Saturday Night Live. It didn’t give me even a giggle but your post had me guffawing! You simply tell it truly and that’s hilarious! (BTW, I was shocked at all the Rx drug commercials that are now running on American TV! Just demonstrates the stranglehold Big Parma has in Amurka… Allopathy is getting old, very old.)
I looked up Greg Locke a few years ago because of some outlandish things he said or did. I concluded then,that he’s mentally ill anyway,and I don’t give credence to anything he says. He has too much hate in him, so he isn’t qualified for that new thing he’s doing now.