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Loki Loves Me (sung to the tune of Jesus Loves Me)
Loki, trickster, wise and sly,
Brings the magic from the sky.
With his wit and charm so bright,
Guides us through the darkest night.
Loki loves us, this we know,
For his tales and tricks do show.
In his laughter, we find cheer,
Loki’s presence always near.
Mischief maker, bold and free,
Loki’s spirit, wild as sea.
In his stories, we delight,
Loki’s wisdom, shining light.
Loki loves us, this we know,
For his tales and tricks do show.
In his laughter, we find cheer,
Loki’s presence always near.
Rock of Mischief, God of Jesus (sung to the tune of Rock of Ages).
Verse 1:
Rock of mischief, Loki’s name,
Trickster god of ancient fame.
From Asgard to Midgard’s land,
Chaos weaves with clever hand.
Mischief’s master, sly and bold,
Stories of your deeds retold.
Chorus:
Loki, Loki, god of jest,
In your schemes, we find no rest.
Shape-shifter, with cunning art,
You play tricks upon our heart.
Verse 2:
Brother to the thunder’s might,
Yet you walk a different light.
From the shadows, you emerge,
With a smile, the world you purge.
Fire’s child, with wit so keen,
In your laughter, truth is seen.
Chorus:
Loki, Loki, god of jest,
In your schemes, we find no rest.
Shape-shifter, with cunning art,
You play tricks upon our heart.
Bridge:
In your tales, we see the spark,
Of a mind that leaves its mark.
Though your ways may seem unkind,
In your chaos, truth we find.
Chorus:
Loki, Loki, god of jest,
In your schemes, we find no rest.
Shape-shifter, with cunning art,
You play tricks upon our heart.
Did you try singing these songs? What do you think? 🙂
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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If I sang these around here, my neighbors would believe that I was torturing small animals, IF I was lucky. Pretty sure that they’re Evangelicals as well. My cousin would drop me over N. Korea.
Bruce, if I get one of these songs stuck in my head, then I will hold you personally accountable for eternity.
I am going to go read David Tee posts. At least those don’t require thought and are so nonsensical they purge the brain of all thought, and hopefully purge songs as well…
Crap, now I have the “Jesus Loves Me” tune stuck in my head!
These were clever, though!
More to come. I plan to produce an Atheist Hymnal and Songs of Praise. 🤣🤣