Series: Songs of Sacrilege

  • Songs of Sacrilege: Sam Stone by John Prine

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Sam Stone by John Prine.

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    Sam Stone came home
    To his wife and family
    After serving in the conflict overseas
    And the time that he served
    Had shattered all his nerves
    And left a little shrapnel in his knees
    But the morphine eased the pain
    And the grass grew round his brain
    And gave him all the confidence he lacked
    With a purple heart and a monkey on his back

    There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
    Jesus Christ died for nothin’ I suppose
    Little pitchers have big ears
    Don’t stop to count the years
    Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios, mmhmm

    Sam Stone’s welcome home
    Didn’t last too long
    He went to work when he’d spent his last dime
    And Sammy took to stealing
    When he got that empty feeling
    For a hundred dollar habit without overtime
    And the gold rolled through his veins
    Like a thousand railroad trains
    And eased his mind in the hours that he chose
    While the kids ran around wearin’ other peoples’ clothes

    There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
    Jesus Christ died for nothin’ I suppose
    Little pitchers have big ears
    Don’t stop to count the years
    Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios, mmhmm

    Sam Stone was alone
    When he popped his last balloon
    Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
    Well, he played his last request
    While the room smelled just like death
    With an overdose hovering in the air
    But life had lost its fun
    There was nothing to be done
    But trade his house that he bought on the GI bill
    For a flag-draped casket on a local hero’s hill

    There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
    Jesus Christ died for nothin’ I suppose
    Little pitchers have big ears
    Don’t stop to count the years
    Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios, mmhmm

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Get Born Again by Alice in Chains

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Get Born Again by Alice in Chains.

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    Sat suffering, I knew him when
    Fair-weather friends of mine
    Try not to think, I merely blink
    Hope you wish away the lies

    Can you protect
    Me when I’m wrecked
    I pretend you’re still alive-ive
    Yeah

    Who will deny
    All in time
    All the lies
    Who will deny
    All in time
    All the lies

    I choose the day, one damp and gray
    Thick fog that hide our smiles

    Clear all your sins
    Get born again
    Just repeat a couple lines-ines
    Lines
    Yeah, yeah

    Who will deny
    All in time
    All the lies

    Can you protect
    Me when I’m wrecked
    I pretend you’re still alive

    I choose the day, one damp and gray
    Thick fog that hide our smiles

    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Get born again (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Get born again (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Get born again (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Get born again (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Get born again (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)
    Sat suffering (who will deny, all in time, all the lies)

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Hymn 43 by Jethro Tull

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Songs of Sacrilege: Hymn 43 by Jethro Tull.

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    Oh, father high in heaven
    Smile down upon your son
    Whose busy with his money games
    His women and his gun

    Oh, Jesus, save me!

    And the unsung Western hero
    He killed an Indian or three
    And then he made his name in Hollywood
    To set the white man free

    Oh, Jesus, save me!

    If Jesus saves, well, He’d better save Himself
    From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death

    Oh, Jesus, save me!

    If Jesus saves, well, He’d better save Himself
    From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death

    Oh, Jesus, save me!

    Well, I saw him in the city
    And on the mountains of the moon
    His cross was rather bloody
    He could hardly roll His stone

    Oh, Jesus, save me!

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: I’ve Met Jesus by Hot Leg

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is I’ve Met Jesus by Hot Leg.

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    Worked hard at school
    Did all the right things
    Got a job
    Got a car
    Got a girl
    Went and got the girl a ring

    Go to your church
    And sing your happy hymns
    And you thank your little Jesus that you’re just like him

    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    And he’s nothing like you
    Nothing like you…

    I know you think you’re right
    But you’ve got it wrong
    And your finding your way to a fight
    Oh but you love that psalm

    You’re a bigot
    You’re a fool with a fundamental flaw
    Jesus doesn’t love you just for keeping all the laws

    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    And he’s nothing like you
    Nothing like you…

    Fun is fornication
    Everything’s a sin
    Oh if Jesus was a bouncer
    He’d never let you in

    You’re a judge
    You’re a jury
    You get drunk on your own fury
    If I thrill you it will kill you
    But you’ll never get to heaven ‘cos you’ll die of shock again

    Ow!

    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    And he’s nothing like you
    There’s no resemblence whatsoever

    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    I’ve met Jesus
    And he’s nothing like you
    (Nothing like you…)

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Feel a Sin Comin’ On by Pistol Annies

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Feel a Sin Comin’ On by Pistol Annies.

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    I feel a sin comin’ on
    I feel a right that’s about to go wrong
    I got a shiver down to the bone
    I feel a sin comin’ on

    I got a buzz in my brain
    Drunk on a love goin’ down like champagne
    I got a feelin’ it’s gonna leave a lipstick stain
    And I’ll be the only one to blame

    And you can see it
    All over my face
    Sweet temptation
    All over the place
    Give me tall, dark and handsome
    Mix it up with something strong
    I feel a sin (I feel a sin) comin’ on

    Please, Jesus, don’t hold me back
    I know it ain’t mine, but I want it so bad
    The smoke and the whiskey’s
    Got me feeling easy
    And the lights are all fadin’ to black

    And you can see it
    All over my face
    Sweet temptation
    All over the place
    Give me tall, dark and handsome
    Mix it up with something strong
    I feel a sin (I feel a sin) comin’ on

    And you can see it (and you can see it)
    All over my face (all over my face)
    Sweet temptation
    All over the place
    Give me tall, dark and handsome
    Mix it up with something strong
    I feel a sin (I feel a sin) comin’ on
    I feel a sin (oh, I feel a sin) comin’ on

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: WWJD by The Axis of Awesome

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is WWJD by The Axis of Awesome.

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    Life isn’t always easy
    It isn’t always fun
    When you lose direction
    Your world can come undone
    When you’re in need of guidance
    and help is overdue
    you may ask yourself this question
    What Would Jesus Do?

    If he were at a party
    and the host ran out of wine
    He’d make some more with magic
    And bring on back good times

    But in this situation
    you couldn’t see it through
    He’s the son of god
    And he shits all over you

    You can’t do, what Jesus can do
    You’re the king of nothing
    And he’s the king of Jews
    He knows every magic trick
    You only only know a few
    Don’t even bother asking
    What Would Jesus Do?

    Can you heal a leper or feed a crowd with fish and bread
    Can you walk on water, Did you rise from the dead
    Did you give your life up to save humans from bad luck
    Were you born of Virgin birth or did your parents fuck

    You can’t do what Jesus can do
    He had 12 apostles
    and no one follows you
    When faced with a dilemma
    Let logic guide you through
    What kind of dickhead wonders
    What Would Jesus Do?

    When Jesus was betrayed and rob of all his trust
    He used his laser vision to turn Judas into dust.
    When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in his arms
    He flew backwards round the world to keep her safe from harm.
    When Jesus tours the country in his rock and roll band KISS
    Thousands cheer his music, even though it’s hit and miss.

    You can’t do what Jesus can do
    Jesus shits all over you
    There are three of him
    There’s only one of you
    And Jesus can fly
    He can cure a blind man
    You can’t cure the flu
    You’re good at nothing
    He’s a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu

    So next time you’re in trouble
    Thinking, What Would Jesus Do?
    Try not to forget
    He’s a million, billion, trillion times better than you

    God gave Rock ‘n Roll to you
    Gave Rock ‘n Roll to you
    Gave Rock ‘n Roll to everyone
    God gave Rock ‘n Roll to you
    Gave Rock ‘n Roll to you
    Put it in the soul of everyone

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Hold On, Hold On by Neko Case

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Hold On, Hold On by Neko Case.

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    he most tender place in my heart is for strangers
    I know it’s unkind, but my own blood is much too dangerous
    Hangin’ round the ceiling half the time
    Hangin’ round the ceiling half the time

    Compared to some, I’ve been around
    But I really tried so hard

    That echo chorus lied to me with its
    Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

    In the end, I was the mean girl
    Or somebody’s in between girl
    Now it’s the devil I love
    And that’s as funny as real love

    I leave the party at 3 a.m.
    Alone, thank God
    With Valium from the bride
    It’s the devil I love, it’s the devil I love
    And that’s as funny as real love
    And that’s as real as true love

    That echo chorus lied to me with its
    Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

    That echo chorus lied to me with its
    Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Summon Satan by Advance Base

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Summon Satan by Advance Base.

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    You had tried to summon Satan
    But screwed up the incantation
    & left an open portal
    On your parents’ kitchen wall
    & the demons you released that day
    Have stayed with you you along your way
    Screaming in your ear
    Kill them all

    You can worry about the future
    You can worry about the past
    You can worry about how long
    This curse is going to last

    You were walking through the park one night
    Angry looking for a fight
    When you heard a busker
    Playing accordion

    You stuck him twice & down he fell
    Sealed your passage straight to hell
    & you knew at once
    That you would kill again

    You can worry about the future
    You can worry about the past
    You can worry about how long
    This loneliness will last

    You can worry about the future
    You can worry about the past
    You can worry about how long
    This curse is going to last

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: No Plan by Hozier

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is No Plan by Hozier.

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    For starts
    What a waste to say the heart could feel apart
    Or feel complete, baby
    Why would you make out of words
    A cage for your own bird?
    When it sings so sweet
    The screaming, heaving, fuckery of the world?
    Why would you offer a name
    To the same old tired pain?
    When all things come from nothin’
    And honey, if nothin’s gained?

    My heart is thrilled by the still of your hand
    That’s how I know now that you understand

    There’s no plan
    There’s no race to be run
    The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun
    There’s no plan
    There’s no kingdom to come
    I’ll be your man if you got love to get done
    Sit in and watch the sunlight fade
    Honey, enjoy, it’s gettin’ late
    There’s no plan
    There’s no hand on the rein
    As Mack explained, there will be darkness again

    Let it hurl, let the awful song be heard
    Blue bird, I know your beat, baby
    But your secret is safe with me
    ‘Cause if secrets were like seeds
    Keep my body from the fire
    Hire a gardener for my grave
    Your secret is safe with me
    And if secrets were like seeds
    When I’m lying under marble
    Marvel at flowers you’ll have made

    My heart is thrilled by the still of your hand
    That’s how I know now that you understand

    There’s no plan
    There’s no race to be run
    The harder the pain, honey, the sweeter the song
    There’s no plan
    There’s no kingdom to come
    I’ll be your man if you got love to get done
    Sit in and watch the sunlight fade
    Honey, enjoy, it’s gettin’ late
    There’s no plan
    There’s no hand on the rein
    As Mack explained, there will be darkness again

    My heart is thrilled by the still of your hand
    That’s how I know now that you understand
    How big the hourglass, how deep the sand
    I shouldn’t have hoped to know, but here I stand

    There’s no plan
    There’s no race to be run
    The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun
    There’s no plan
    There’s no kingdom to come
    I’ll be your man if you got love to get done
    Sit in and watch the sunlight fade
    Honey, enjoy, it’s gettin’ late
    There’s no plan
    There’s no hand on the rein
    As Mack explained, there will be darkness again

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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  • Songs of Sacrilege: Born Again Again by Legendary Shack Shakers

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    This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.

    Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Born Again Again by Legendary Shack Shakers.

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    Jesus died for me
    God has set me free
    Free from the rules of responsibility
    Born again again

    Words don’t matter to me
    Faith can cover up a sea of iniquity
    Human nature is so bittersweet
    Born again again

    Born again again
    In and out of the world of sin, and back in
    Guess I’m a little noncommittal
    Born again again

    Well take a look at the look on my face
    Congregation’s lappin’ up my case of praise
    Liberation, sweet predestination
    Born again again

    Drinkin’ druggin’ around
    Putting bets around town they found
    Inebriation, incarceration
    Born again again

    Down on bended knee
    Bobbing like a cork up and down in the bapistry
    Talkin’ the walk, but not walkin’ the talk
    Ya see I’m born again again

    Born again again
    In and out of the world of sin, and back in
    Guess I’m a little noncommittal
    Born again again

    Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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