Series: Sounds of Fundamentalism

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: David Stanley Auto Group Ad Panders to Evangelical Christians

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    This is the one hundred and forty-second installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video advertisement for the David Stanley Auto Group, located in Midwest City, Oklahoma.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: That Perverted Homosexual Spirit by Kim Burrell

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    This is the one hundred and forty-third installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip from a sermon by Kim Burrell. Burrell is the pastor of Love & Liberty Fellowship Church in Houston, Texas.

    According to Charisma News, Burrell is facing MASS persecution over her anti-gay sermon.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Women Protesting Trump Presidency Are Evil, Filled with Demons

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    This is the one hundred and forty-fourth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of adulterer and convicted felon Jim Bakker and Evangelist Billye Brim discussing the recent Women’s March in Washington D.C.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: God Intervened and Made Donald Trump President by Robert Jeffress

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    This is the one hundred and forty-fifth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Robert Jeffress, pastor of First Baptist Church, Dallas Texas telling Marcus Lamb that God intervened in the 2016 Presidential Election and made Donald Trump President.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: He’s a Personal Savior by Gaither Vocal Band

    gaither vocal bandThis is the one hundred and forty-sixth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of the Gaither Vocal Band singing He’s a Personal Savior. This song is a perfect example of the narcissistic view many Evangelicals have of Jesus — a p-e-r-s-o-n-a-l, vending machine Savior.

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    Lyrics

    You’ve heard about a place called Heaven up in the blue
    I’m glad that all my sins forgiven I’m telling you
    I’d like to see you get this feeling you can receive
    God’s ready now to give you this feeling if you believe
    He’s a personal Savior, He’s mine I know I love Him so.
    He did my soul a personal favor
    That’s why I tell it out wherever I may go.
    When I am blue and feeling oh so low down.
    He’ll take me through old Satan can’t get me down.
    And from the path I’ll never more waver.
    For He’s a friend, He’s a friend, He’s a personal friend.

    Don’t ever try to quench the Spirit when God’s around.
    Some people seem to get so near it then turn Him down.
    Judgment you’re gonna see the Savior that you’ve passed by.
    Think how you’re gonna feel that morning when others cry.

    He’s a personal Savior, He’s mine I know I love Him so.
    He did my soul a personal favor
    That’s why I tell it out wherever I may go.
    When I am blue and feeling oh so low down.
    He’ll take me through old Satan can’t get me down.
    And from the path I’ll never more waver.
    For He’s a friend, He’s a friend, He’s a personal friend.

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Mama’s Teaching Angels How to Sing by The Isaacs

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    This is the one hundred and forty-seventh installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of The Isaacs singing Mama’s Teaching Angels How to Sing. Based on my understanding of orthodox Christianity, the lyrics of this song are patently heretical and untrue. Not that such things have ever stopped Christian artists from writing cutesy lyrics or singing sappy songs.

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    Lyrics

    There’s a voice now missing in our little country choir
    Rock of Ages will never sound the same
    God heard her singing heaven was not complete
    Now Mama’s teaching angels how to sing

    Mama’s teaching angels how to sing
    Heaven’s halls are silent when Mama sings
    David lays down his harp and heaven’s bells won’t ring
    When Mama’s teaching angels how to sing

    The old home it’s now empty it’s lonesome since she’s gone
    And it’s hard to know she won’t return again
    But I’ll meet her in that morning on heaven’s golden hills
    Where Mama’s teaching angels how to sing

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    When Mama’s teaching angels how to sing

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Going to College Makes People (Especially Women) Stupid by Steven Anderson

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    This is the one hundred and forty-eighth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip from a sermon by Steven Anderson, pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church, Tempe, Arizona.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Jews Will One Day be Jealous Over Christian Wealth by Cindy Jacobs

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    This is the one hundred and forty-ninth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip from a sermon by Charismatic Cindy Jacobs, founder of Generals International.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: God — the Only Reason All of Us Aren’t Murderers by Dennis Prager

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    This is the one hundred and fiftieth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip by Dennis Prager. Prager is a Jew and proponent of Judaeo-Christian objective morality. At least in theory, that is. By being thrice married, twice divorced, Prager shows that he is a hypocrite when it comes to God’s objective moral standard concerning marriage and divorce. Shocker, I know.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Steven Anderson Says He is NOT Obsessed With Homosexuality

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    This is the one hundred and fifty-first installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Steven Anderson, pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona explaining that he is a well-rounded Christian and NOT obsessed homosexuality (sodomy, the sodomites). This is the best comedy bit ever done by deep-in-the-closet Pastor Anderson .

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