Yesterday, my oldest son and I, along with Bethany and two of my grandchildren, attended the Tinora vs. Fairview football game. We arrived about an hour before game time and found our seats at the 50 yard line on the Tinora side of the field. A half hour or so later, an older man and woman came near where we were sitting and the following conversation took place:
Woman, pointing to the seats in front of us: Are these seats saved?
Bruce, the Evangelical turned atheist: No, they are lost.
Woman, clueless that she has stumbled into a theological snarkfest: Well, they are saved now.
My son and I had a good laugh.