Lori Alexander recently released a “sex” tape. Alexander is a Fundamentalist Christian, a promoter of patriarchal beliefs and monogamous-heterosexual-married-missionary-position-for-the-purpose-of -procreation sexual intercourse. You can find her writing on The Transformed Wife blog. Alexander loves to dispense Godly “advice” to married women, including what she calls “teaching” on sex.
The following video is eight minutes long. As you shall see, Alexander says a mouthful about oral sex, anal sex, and porn. Halfway through her “teaching,” Alexander changes her mind about oral sex, deciding blow jobs are okay as long as your husband doesn’t want them more frequently than vaginal sex. She gives no advice on swallowing. 🙂
Anal sex? Don’t even think about it ladies. Evil, evil, evil. According to Alexander, oral and anal sex were unheard of before Internet porn. Granted, porn has expanded our sexual horizons, but when it comes to sex, there’s nothing new under the sheets.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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I just can’t even with this person. I’ll take your word that it’s awful.
I thought the advice is that a woman is supposed to be a lady in the parlor, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom? So Lori, if that douchebag of a hubby wants it in the stink, Godly woman that thou be, had best comply.
They can actually excavate ancient Roman brothels and see the various sex acts Al Gore and his diabolical internet invented. Not only that the price for various sex acts is on par with what they are today.
Lori sort of down-tones oral sex. I wonder what she thinks about written sex?
So many nervous tics, giggles and hard swallows from this so called advisor. She seems to say that ok ladies you may enjoy sex to a degree but it’s really about the men and you will eventually not enjoy it at all anymore. She also implies that oral sex is all about men receiving and not women. There must be reputable Christian sex advisors out there. It’s too bad confused people look to this one for guidance
A Lori Anderson sex tape? That could put a few therapist’s kids (including mine) through college.
Seriously, what folks like her say makes me wonder: How, exactly, did they–ahem–conduct their research? That’s the question I always wanted to ask whenever a priest or nun told us we shouldn’t watch a TV show or movie because it’s “dirty.”
Actually, I did ask that question once. It’s the only time I got whacked by a nun. The rest of the time, I was a good kid. Really!
How do you say “Ewwww” in Christianese?
Lori Anderson? She’s the last person–besides maybe an elderly, pre-Vatican II nun, maybe–from whom I would seek advice about sex. Lori looks, and sounds, like she never had any fun in bed i her entire life. I can’t imagine, and I’m certainly not going to watch the video. EWWWWW!