This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series, which I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent toward religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.
Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Your God (God’s Dick) by Laura Jane Grace.
Warning! Explicit lyrics
Lyrics
[Intro]
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
[Verse 1]
Does his D go deep
So deep it puts an ass to sleep?
Who’s the 6 to his 9
And what are his other kinks?
If he grows all the trees
Does he taste every peach?
Is your god fucking you and fucking me?
I know creation must get lonely
After all he’s one and only
And his son was so well hung
I think the big man deserves one
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
[Verse 2]
When he whips out his meat
Does your world fall to its knees?
Does he shoot wads of honey
And cum twice on Easter Sunday?
What’s his favourite position?
Missionary? Magic bullet?
We all give him no lover
Just a hand and a mother
Can he cum a shotgun blast
And shoot salvation up your ass?
Does he chew cunt like bubblegum
And give blowjobs like a vacuum?
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heavens keys?
Does your god have a big fat dick?
Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Does your god have a big fat dick?
CAUSE HE’S FUCKING YOU AND ME!
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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If we played that on a loud speaker over the U.S. Republican Evangelicals’ heads would explode like the aliens in Mars Attacks. 😸