Tag: Sounds of Fundamentalism

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Harry Potter Promotes Evil Feminist Agenda Says John Hagee

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    This is the one hundred and seventy-fifth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a clip from an interview of John Hagee, pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Pastor Stovall Weems Says He Literally Met and Talked to Jesus Christ

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    This is the one hundred and seventy-fourth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a clip from a sermon preached by Stovall Weems, pastor of Celebration Church in Jacksonville, Florida. In it, Weems says that he recently saw and spoke to the man, the myth, the legend Jesus Christ. I love how he tries to explain away his woo by saying, hey I have never seen Jesus before.  Enjoy!

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Stronger Men’s Conference at James River Church

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    This is the one hundred and seventy-third installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video ad for the Strong Men’s Conference that will be held April 13-14, 2018 at JQH Arena. The event is sponsored by James River Church in Springfield, Missouri. What is the Stronger Men’s Conference you ask? The conference website states:

    The Stronger Men’s Conference exists to empower and motivate men to live out God’s view of manhood and be the best husbands, fathers, and leaders God has called them to be. You will not want to miss out on the 2018 conference, which will be taking place at JQH arena, located in downtown Springfield, MO. Featuring world-class communicators, high-energy worship and awesome entertainment, this action-packed conference will truly be an experience to remember!

    The speakers for the event will include: Craig Groeschel, John Gray, Louie Giglio, and James River pastor John Lindell. Special guests include NFL players: Jordan Hicks, Trey Burton, Chris Maragos. The highlight of the conference? On-fire praise and worship — manly-style — along with feeding the hungry and helping the poor. Just kidding. The highlight is sure to be the Christian MMA fights. Woo! Hoo! Christian men getting in a cage and beating the shit out of each other. What’s not to like, right?

    I suspect this conference will be yet another ball scratching ode to right-wing Christian masculinity, complete with, if the video is accurate, firearms. The last video says that the conference is all about the greatest man ever, Jesus, but everything I have seen so far has very little to do with Jesus and everything to do with providing little Christian boys a play date away from Momma.

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    I am not alone in my judgments about the Stronger Men’s Conference:

    Christian Men’s Ministry: On Target or Firing Blanks?

    Get Your Manhood On! Stronger Men’s Conference Coming Up

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Lance Wallnau Says Marching Students Just Like Hitler’s Brownshirt Youths

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    This is the one hundred and seventy-second installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Lance Wallnau blaming liberals for EVERYTHING. Wallnau says that students protesting school gun violence are be used and manipulated by liberal organizations.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Boys at Florida School Shooting Lacked “Masculinity”, Says Dave Daubenmire

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    This is the one hundred and seventy-first installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Dave Daubenmire saying that the boys at the recent Florida school shooting lacked “masculinity.”  Be prepared to watch two minutes of vile, offensive preaching by the king of assholes, Coach Dave Daubenmire.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Unnamed Youth Evangelist Illustrates Evangelical Ignorance Concerning Evolution

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    This is the one hundred and seventieth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of an unnamed Evangelical youth evangelist “explaining” evolution to a group of teenagers. The video also shows the evangelist inappropriately touching a teen girl on the front row of the meeting place.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: God Has Short Hair Says IFB Preacher Steven Anderson

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    This is the one hundred and sixty-eighth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip from a sermon preached by Steven Anderson, pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona.

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  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Evangelical Beckah Shae Turns Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” Into a “Worship” Song

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    This is the one hundred and sixty-seventh installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of a Christian artist Beckah Shae singing a reworded version of Ed Sheeran’s song, Shape of You.

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    Here’s the Ed Sheeran’s version of Shape of You.

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    Lyrics

    [Verse 1]
    The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
    So the bar is where I go
    Me and my friends at the table doing shots
    Drinking fast and then we talk slow
    And you come over and start up a conversation with just me
    And trust me I’ll give it a chance now
    Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
    And then we start to dance, and now I’m singing like

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Girl, you know I want your love
    Your love was handmade for somebody like me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    I may be crazy, don’t mind me
    Say, boy, let’s not talk too much
    Grab on my waist and put that body on me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    Come, come on now, follow my lead

    [Chorus]
    I’m in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I’m in love with your body
    And last night you were in my room
    And now my bed sheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with the shape of you

    [Verse 2]
    One week in we let the story begin
    We’re going out on our first date
    You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
    Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
    We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
    And how your family is doing okay
    Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
    Tell the driver make the radio play, and I’m singing like

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Girl, you know I want your love
    Your love was handmade for somebody like me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    I may be crazy, don’t mind me
    Say, boy, let’s not talk too much
    Grab on my waist and put that body on me
    Come on now, follow my lead
    Come, come on now, follow my lead

    [Chorus]
    I’m in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I’m in love with your body
    And last night you were in my room
    And now my bed sheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
    I’m in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with the shape of you

    [Bridge]
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on

    [Chorus]
    I’m in love with the shape of you
    We push and pull like a magnet do
    Although my heart is falling too
    I’m in love with your body
    Last night you were in my room
    And now my bed sheets smell like you
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I’m in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I’m in love with your body
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    Come on, be my baby, come on
    I’m in love with your body
    Every day discovering something brand new
    I’m in love with the shape of you

    HT: Pulpit & Pen

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: God is Pro-Gun

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    This is the one hundred and sixty-sixth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of a Christian couple singing about how God views firearms (and killing).

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    HT: Christian Nightmares

  • The Sounds of Fundamentalism: IFB Preacher Steven Anderson Explains Why Fundamentalists Shouldn’t Use Birth Control

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    This is the one hundred and sixty-fifth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

    Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Steven Anderson, pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona, telling congregants why they should eschew birth control and have lots and lots of Fundamentalist babies.

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