Here’s the latest from Paula Hendricks, a writer for the Lies Young Women Believe website. Have a mushy crush on a hot boy, girlfriend? Are you blown away by his attention and all the gifts he gives you to let you know he cares? Well, Jesus is way, way b-e-t-t-e-r.
According to Hendricks, Jesus gives girls:
- Forgiveness of sins
- His perfect righteousness
- Eternal, never-ending life
- and more and more and more…
Hendricks asks, what are you looking to your crush to give you that Christ can’t give you?
In others words, girlfriend, Jesus is w-a-y better than any crush or boyfriend.
Except he’s not. Jesus is a fictional, feel good crush that will do when one is between relationships, but Jesus is no match for a tender kiss, a warm embrace, or making love. Simply put, Jesus doesn’t have a penis.