This is the fifty-sixth installment in the Sacrilegious Humor series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a comedy bit that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please email me the name of the bit or a link to it.
Today’s comedy bit is by Taylor Tomlinson.
“Dont bite the jazz hand that feeds you” – I love that!!!!
God still loves you no matter what, nothing shall separate you from the love God not even sins. He has chosen you before the creation of the world. He lay down his life for the sheep and no one can snatch them away from Him.
1.) God doesn’t love everyone
2.) Hell separates from the love of God
3.) The unpardonable sin/apostasy/reprobation, all of these separate people from the love of God
4. And he didn’t choose others from before the foundation of the world
5. Arminians would vehemenently disagree with you
You wrongly think that your peculiar theology is right, and that all other theologies are wrong. I am more than happy to disabuse you of that notion.