Christian Bling and Jesus Junk

jesus loves me 2015

Repost from 2015. Edited, rewritten, and corrected. 

Several years ago, I spotted this t-shirt at my grandson’s tee ball game.  Most residents of rural northwest Ohio are Evangelicals or conservative Protestants or Catholics. Jesus is on display everywhere one looks. There’s at least one church for every three hundred Defiance County residents. Republicans hold every major office. Atheists and agnostics are endangered species. Declaring your godlessness is a sure way to be socially ostracized and marginalized. If there is place where Jesus is King of Kings and Lord of Lords, this is it. Why then are local Christians obsessed with wearing Christian bling and displaying Jesus junk?

Take the woman wearing the Jesus Loves Me t-shirt. Does she wear it to remind herself that Jesus loves her? Or perhaps she wears it to let her fellow Christians know that she is on their team. I wonder if she has thought about who made the shirt, how old they were, how much they were paid? Like American flags made in China, most Christian bling and Jesus junk is made by impoverished people who are paid poor wages.

My wife works for a manufacturing concern where Christian bling and Jesus junk is on display everywhere one looks. Christian slogans and Republican one-liners are prominently displayed on office walls and desks. I’ve often wondered what the response would be if someone put on their desk a sign that stated There is no God or There is no God but Allah. This will never happen, of course, because doing so would be career suicide. But, knowing how Evangelicals love to whine over having their feelings hurt, I wonder how Christians in the office might respond. Would they demand the offensive signs be taken down?

Any cursory reading of the Bible reveals that Jesus preached a lifestyle of moderation and simplicity. I wonder if Evangelicals bother to consider what Jesus thinks about their bling and junk. Would the apostles have worn Jesus Loves Me t-shirts or adorned their wrists with WWJD bands? The apostle Paul went from community to community preaching the gospel and establishing new churches. I wonder what he would think of twenty-first-century entertainment Christianity? If Matthew 5-7 — the Sermon on the Mount — is the essence of what it means to be a follower of Jesus, where can one find such followers? Rare are Evangelicals who verbalize their faith in the hope of leading a person to Christ. Even in IFB churches — a sect that puts a premium on soulwinning — most church members never verbally share their faith even one time. If Jesus is the greatest story ever told, why is it most Christians never share it?

Christian bling and Jesus junk are meant to identify one as part of the club. The purpose isn’t to evangelize, it’s to let everyone who gazes on their bling or junk know that they are part of Club Jesus®. When Christians put on their Jesus shirts and go to the mall, grocery, or restaurant, everyone will know what club they belong to. Granted, atheists can do the same, but most atheists I know are content to quietly live their lives. And Muslims? When’s the last time you’ve seen a Muslim wearing a shirt that says Allah Loves Me or Allah, the One True God?

It is primarily Evangelicals who are obsessed with public displays of affection for Jesus. It is Evangelicals who co-opt culture and turn it into shirt-worn slogans such as This Bloods for You or Jesus died for MY SPACE in Heaven. Corporate slogans and logos are turned into cute clichés and plastered on t-shirts and bumper stickers. Why? Are Christian bling-wearing Evangelicals over-compensating for something they lack? What are they hiding behind the bling and junk?

Remember the manufacturing concern I mentioned above? Why is that some of the most hateful, argumentative, and critical people are those who have the most Jesus junk on their desks? Why does the car of the asshole who cuts you off in traffic often sport a Christian bumper sticker? I love to stand back and observe the behavior of God’s chosen ones. While certainly there are many thoughtful, polite, helpful, and humble Christians, why are so many of them arrogant, rude, and unkind? Ponder for a moment the comments left on this blog by warriors for God, soldiers who likely have Bible verse screen savers on their computers and tablets. For every Evangelical who has left a thoughtful, respectful comment, there have been a hundred Evangelicals who’ve left hateful, argumentative, judgmental ones. Why is this?

While I was still a Christian, I concluded that hundreds of millions of Americans might be Christian, but most of them have no interest in following after Christ. They are more interested in avoiding Hell and gaining political and social power than they are walking in the steps of Jesus. According to orthodox Christian doctrine, the Christian is indwelt by the Holy Spirit. Simply put, this means Christians have God living inside of them as their teacher and guide. If this is so, then please explain to me why few Christians behave in a way that evidences this? Galatians 5:22,23 says:

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

Bruce, the fruit of the Spirit is the goal. God sanctifies the Christians and they grow and mature, evidencing the fruit of the Spirit later in life. Why is it then that so many people who have been Christian for decades behave as if they have never heard of the fruit of the Spirit? Besides, Galatians 5:22,23 says the fruit (singular) of the Spirit is (present tense). Not a future hope or desire, but a present reality. Can one be a Christian and not show any evidence that God lives inside of them? The same could be said of the Biblical qualifications for being a pastor. I Timothy 3:2-7 states:

A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; one that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; (for if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?) Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil. Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

A bishop then MUST BE. Not hope or aspire to be, but must be. I am sixty-nine years old, and I have yet to meet a pastor who meets the qualifications found in 1 Timothy 3. Why is this?

By all means, exercise your first amendment right to wear Jesus bling and display Jesus junk. But, if you want to convince me that I should be a Christian, you better start living according to the teachings of the Bible you say you believe. Until then, you have nothing to offer the unwashed, uncircumcised Philistines of the world. As long as Evangelicals continue to publicly state that their religion is the one true faith and the Bible is THE moral standard by which Christian and non-believer alike must live, I plan to point out to Evangelicals how hypocritical they are. I’m just practicing what the Bible says . . . judging Evangelicals by their fruit (Matthew 7:16-20). So far, all I see are barren trees.

Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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16 responses to “Christian Bling and Jesus Junk”

  1. I think a great deal of it is virtue signaling, but not for the general public. Nope, they’re showing HIM how much they love him…. “Lookit me, Gawd!! I am STANDING up for you!!!”

    Performative, just like the athletes who point skyward and give their god the credit for the win.

    I was taught to do this as a child. Wore my Jesus Never Fails medallion to school from 5th grade until my sophomore year.

    Carried my bible. Worked hard to appear pious. Not for my classmates, but for my heavenly reward. He would see how godly I was and reward me with a big mansion.

    I understand why I did that, I was indoctrinated from birth.
    I do not jump for Jesus anymore.

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      Revival “I Lie for Jesus” Fires

      Sad 😢. One day you will stand before him….

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        One day you will too, asshole. And on that day your words and behavior will testify against you. You really think God will be okay with your vulgar, disgusting comments?

      2. So your god (if he existed) who raped a teenage girl, got her pregnant, to give birth to himself, so he could sacrifice himself, to himself, in order to forgive us for breaking the rules he made is going to lecture me about morality ‘one day’? Get stuffed, you sanctimonious piece of shit.

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    Matilda Jones

    A UK fundy church I know well has just got 2 interns from the USA. Wheaton College grads no less. The couple had both been to the UK before they met and married, they’d done ‘short-term’ missions and loved the UK. So, they’re praising their lawd that he’s led them back here for a 2 yr placement – or actually a nice GRIFT. It’s a small church with a pastor and his deputy already, so not sure what they do all day. Anyhow, they say they just love the UK cos x-tians here go to church cos they really want to be there. In a lot of the US, folk go to church cos they’d be ostracised by their community if they didn’t. A friend of theirs is staying with them for a month and wears bible-verse tee shirts like you describe. Someone should tell her how weird that will appear to every single person she encounters in any public place here in secular Britain and never in a million years would it make them think they too must come-to-jesus.

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    John Alder

    The Bible thumpers have a new slogan aimed at some particular group the slogan is: Jesus he gets us. Sigh. Is that designed for people who feel nobody understands them? To me it’s just another cheap bumper sticker slogan.

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    John S.

    To me the most obvious Christians are those who profess their faith without saying a word. Their appearance and behavior isn’t much different than an atheist, agnostic, Jew, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist who has resolved to conduct themselvws as a decent human being.

    Concerning Jesus propaganda clothing, it’s interesting that the most devout groups like the Amish, conservative Mennonites, German Baptist and members of Catholic Holy Orders wear plain clothing. The last category may have a crucifix around their neck or a set of rosary beads on their belt, but no catchy American style advertisement-speak. Of course those Amish youngsters going through Rumspringa may wear a Yay-Jesus! T-shirt just to see how far they can get before pissing the “sober-minded” Bishop off.

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    Barbara Jackson

    Christianity as a political tool was started by Emperor Constantine at the Nicea Council which was created to get different versions of Christianity to agree on the god-son question. I am sure you know this. What it did was create a political tool for Constantine a tool to get rid of the power of other gods and temples and politically control religion which can help control the culture.

    From the very beginning it was a way to say we are right and you are wrong, I am part of the dominant group. Woe to the person who disagrees.

    In Stalin’s era it the dominant group was the Communist party.

  6. They wear all of this bling declaring their love for Jesus, in order to hide their actual hate for Jesus.

    They want the appearance of being Christian, but without the substance of being Christian. They see the appearance of being Christian as a status symbol. But the substance of Christianity, living one’s life in accordance with the Sermon on the Mount, is something that they reject.

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    Bruce,
    You should sell your own “Bling” tee shirts:
    Some ideas:

    Pic of Carl Sagan / Christopher Hitches / Bart Ehrman / Yourself with: They Speaketh the TRUTH

    or

    Your “Black Collar Crime Series” with pictures of some of the more notorious Evangelical Pedophiles with captions:

    or

    Donald Trump and Melania with Jeffery and the famous Trump statement: Grab em by the “pus-y”

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    Sharon

    Amen! Seems demeaning to Jesus to display his name on casual clothing. Tacky.

    Re Christians being hypocrites-that reminds me of my favorite question-Why are there fat Christians? In other words, if they have the Holy Spirit living inside, why are they as fat as everybody else? Their body is a temple. I don’t get it. This has always bugged me.

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    Karuna Gal

    “The husband of one wife” is an interesting item on “Paul’s” list. In ancient times it was perfectly acceptable for a man to have multiple wives and concubines (sexual slaves) along with regular slaves. Notice nothing is said about the bishop not having concubines or regular slaves. Discarding said wives, concubines and regular slaves was easy, too, and if you wanted to, you could do anything you wanted to your wives, children and slaves and usually suffer few if any consequences. Did the first bishops take advantage of these omissions on the list?
    Wearing Team Jesus regalia is just tasteless. In any case, “the fruits of the Spirit” should be shown by one’s good actions and behavior instead of just traipsing around in a T shirt with a religious slogan printed on it.

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      Karen the rock whisperer

      Even the one wife thing was probably political. Family connections by marriage probably involved the husband investing time and/or money into his wife’s family, which would perturb the time/money he could spend being a church leader. OTOH, he deserved legitimate heirs, so he ought to be able to have one wife.

      I remember reading somewhere (but can’t cite the source, so take this with a grain of salt), that concubines weren’t slaves, at least in the Roman Empire. They had the status of free women, and their partners could claim their sons as heirs if the men wished. A concubine didn’t have the legal protections of a wife. If her partner left her, she couldn’t demand support the way a wife being divorced could. Her children were not automatically acknowledged as those of her partner. Her financial support depended upon the goodwill of her partner. But, in the Roman custom, she had the duties of a wife in terms of managing a household, providing hospitality to her partner’s guests, and so on.

      Still, almost all women were someone’s property. If a woman wasn’t a slave, she belonged to a father, uncle, brother, or other family male until she was acquired as a wife or concubine. Or maybe she was a temple sex worker, since some temples provided that service. A single woman without a male or institutional overlord had lost her family of origin, which meant she was undoubtedly poor and struggling hard to provide for herself and maybe children.

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    I think of it all as an evangelical tool as well as a spiritual warfare tool.

    Ha ha Satan. I might not know the scriptures and I might not know how to share the gospel. I might be shy about sharing my faith, but by golly, they are going to know that Jesus loves me. And Satan, I rebuke you in the name of my Jesus Loves Me t-shirt. Don’t come for me. I am surrounded by bling and fabric. <3

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    Benny S

    I didn’t wear any bling, but I definitely had similar crap slathered all over my car. I was one of those wallflower silent witnesses for Christ, convinced that my decorated car was planting a seed in the minds of all those lost souls passing by me on the freeway at 70mph.

    I’m cringing right now, just thinking about my “Jesus On Board” yellow-mini-caution-sign suction-cupped to my rear window, as well as my “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker (for those that didn’t honk, does that suggest they loved Satan instead? Probably).

  12. Troy

    I’m curious, this is from 2015. In the past when you’ve revived a blog post the original comments were included. Mostly I like to read what old Troy said, so it would be sad if old comments were lost to the ether.
    As for the thesis of the article. I think the desire to wear stuff that reflects your beliefs or interests (and team colors literally and figuratively) isn’t particularly pernicious. I do that sometimes. (Mostly I’ve always liked stuff that had nothing on it, maybe the brand in a discreet location.)

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