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Sounds of Fundamentalism: I’m a Baptist, Not a Protestant, Says IFB Pastor Cody Zorn

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The Sounds of Fundamentalism is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Cody Zorn, pastor of Bible Missionary Baptist Church in Rockwell, North Carolina, explaining how Baptists have never been Protestants. This pseudo-historical nonsense is quite common among IFB churches and pastors. Baptists — the right kind, anyway — are True Christians®, the thinking goes.

https://twitter.com/FakeSermon/status/1242180608496939008

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Bruce Gerencser, 64, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 43 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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Sounds of Fundamentalism: Jesus is the Original Superman

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The Sounds of Fundamentalism is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of The Marksmen Quartet singing the song, The Original Superman.

https://twitter.com/FakeSermon/status/1280562943235698688

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Bonus video of The New Hinsons singing The Original Superman in 1999.

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Lyrics

He heals the sick He saves the lost
and died for you in case you’ve forgot, man
He’ll jump a building in a single bound
I once was lost but now I’m found
He needs no mask or cape or gown
all He needs is His holy crown
it’s time for you to understand Jesus Christ the Original Superman
He’ll be your hero in the end. He is that one true super friend

Chorus

Kryptonite can’t slow him down nothin’ can at all
He’s always there for you. He’ll pick you up if you should fall

He came to earth in the flesh and
Performing miracles and died for man
A forty day fast is more than I could take
he did it for you and he did it for my sake
Ye of little faith he said to them raised his hand and all was calm again
It’s time for you to understand
Jesus Christ the Original Superman

up up and away He’s saving souls in a new way
Just like Superman was there He’s always there to save the day
he works through all of us
Through Him we have the power
It’s time to unify so we can constantly devour
The devil and all of his games we need not be ashamed
Of anything we can do that we can glorify His name
Many names he has been given
Prince of Peace Son of Man
Here’s one more for his list.
the Original Superman

Sounds of Fundamentalism: Pointing Index Finger Towards Heaven is Occultic

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The Sounds of Fundamentalism is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Evangelical pastor Cherie Beltram telling congregants at Three Hearts Church in New Caney, Texas, that pointing your index finder towards Heaven is occultic — but, raising your hands is not.

https://twitter.com/northworstsem/status/1280116430382313472

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Sounds of Fundamentalism: Jesus Would Have Beat His Children, Says John Piper

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John Piper

The Sounds of Fundamentalism is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Fundamentalist Calvinist John Piper stressing the importance of parents, even Jesus and his wife, beating their children.

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The Sounds of Fundamentalism: IFB Evangelist Bill Grady and his Racist Jokes

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Evangelist William (Bill) Grady

The Sounds of Fundamentalism is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a video clip of Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) evangelist Bill Grady sharing his greatest racist jokes.

https://twitter.com/FakeSermon/status/1218556393264992261

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Bruce Gerencser, 64, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 43 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

You can contact Bruce via email, Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube.

Your comments are welcome and appreciated. All first-time comments are moderated. Please read the commenting rules before commenting.

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