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Guest post by ObstacleChick

Here are some fun religious quotes I found this week from my acquaintances on social media.

“When it’s not in God’s time, you can’t force it. When it is God’s time, you can’t stop it.”

OC: I recall that the Bible says that with God, a day is as 1,000 years and 1,000 years is as a day. I’m supposed to hang around for 1,000 years to see which it is? Wouldn’t it make sense if I took some action on my own?

“We must stop compromising the word of God to appease men, and begin guarding what was entrusted to us. Which is the absolute and infallible truth of God. – Adam Cappa”

OC: Because it’s just SOOOOOOO clear in the Bible what is the infallible truth of God.

“Be patient, everything is coming together – God”

OC: Another exhortation for me to hang around for a day or 1,000 years or whatever . . .

“Dear Jesus, help me to surrender my anxiety today, to quiet my mind and stop striving, so that I may see that You are God. Thank You!”

OC: Because seeing God is way better than seeing a therapist and taking Prozac.

“Trust Jesus when everybody seems to be getting a miracle but you. When you feel forsaken and yet remain faithful, you are the miracle. — Beth Moore, The Quest”

OC: Yet another exhortation to do more Jesusing for a day or 1,000 years instead of actually making a plan and taking action.

“If you want God to close and open the doors, let go of the door knob. — TobyMac”

OC: I’m seeing a trend among these quotes . . . sit back and don’t do jack.

“He turns coal into diamonds, sand into pearls, worms into butterflies. He can turn your life around too. — TobyMac”

OC: Translation: we humans are lesser, yuckier things that need Jesus to make us into something better.

“One day there will be no going back to life as usual. One day there will be no more night and no more dying of any kind. The sea and the grave, death and Hades will have given up their dead and the righteous Judge will have assigned final destinies (Rev. 20:11-15). When that eternal day comes I suspect we who were saved from our sins by the blood of Christ will ponder this life and wonder how we ever really called it ‘being alive.’ — Beth Moore, The Quest”

OC: What she really wants to say is that all the SAVED will be partying it up in heaven and saying na-na-na-na-boo-boo to all the unsaved who are suffering eternal torture in HELL for not believing the correct doctrines.

“There is power in the name of Jesus to break every chain that binds you!”

OC: Or you could just hit the weight room a little more often. . .

“Stop listening to every dysfunctional thought and tell your mind to align with the word of God.”

OC: Because there isn’t anything dysfunctional in the Bible, the Word of God, no-sir-ee Bob!

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2 Comments

  1. Matilda

    This african nugget of extreme non-wisdom and gobbledegook was shared with me by a guy who thinks all african x-tians are wonderful. I think he demeans them , he implies they are all simple souls with simple but deep deep faith we should aspire to and and copy, then we’ll be Truly Blessed and be able to pass on similar little gemless gems on FB too..
    ‘IF YOU LOVE THIS EARTH, YOU WILL WANT TO STAY HERE FOREVER, BUT IF YOU LOVE THE SKY, YOU WILL EASILY ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE IT WHEN THE LORD WILL CALL YOU. SAINTS WERE NOT AFRAID OF DEATH, BUT THEY LOVED. YOUR LIFE SHOULD END IN GOD, YOU SHOULD FALL ASLEEP IN HIM AS A CHILD IN THE MOTHER’S HEART. DO NOT STRIVE FOR A PASSING EARTHLY REWARD. LET YOUR HEART BE TURN TO THAT WHICH IS ETERNAL.
    WR: St. F., St Th.
    The wise men are looking far away. Saints were the wisest of all, for their eyes were fixed in eternity; they worked for eternity; they directed their lives to the service of eternity.
    TRUE CHRISTIAN FAITH IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CHRIST THE LORD TAUGHT, THAT KEEPS ✝️RC33AD✝️🇻🇦, HTH.

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  2. ObstacleChick

    This guy loves saints, apparently!

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