Gallows humor ahead . . .
In a prolonged fit of pain and agony, I cried into the void, “Please help me.”
Jesus replied, after 3,666,669 prayers, “I’m here my son . . .”
Loki chimes in, “Silly boy. No one is available to take your call. At the sound of the tone die.”
Loki turns to his younger brother Jesus and says, “Another one healed in your glorious wonderful name, Jesus. Just remember death cures everything. Why heal Bruce when we just can wait for him to die?”
What an awesome God, right?
Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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