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Christians Say the Darnedest Things: COVID-19 Virus is “Persecuting” Christians

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Listen here, you dirty coronavirus bug! You will NOT win! In Jesus name, the church is going to use what you are doing to the world and turn it around for something good. Your days of creating chaos will come to an end as Jesus heals body and soul. Your fear will be vanquished in the life-giving blood of Jesus as He makes new creatures, converting the lost souls. Persecution has never diminished the affects of the church. Quite the opposite! Persecution has always caused the church to grow and flourish. And, even though we can’t see you, you are an enemy that WILL be defeated. You will NOT conquer. “Thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.” In Jesus name — and all God’s people said — AMEN!

— John MacFarlane, Pastor of First Baptist Church, Bryan, Ohio, COVID-19 DOES Work Together For Good, March 19, 2020

Note: I attended First Baptist Church in the mid1960s and 1970s.

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    Ami

    Reminds me of a little kid, blustering and trying to look brave… “Listen here, monsters under my bed!! I am NOT AFRAID!!”

    But it’s very sad, this is an adult man, talking to a virus as if it’s going to listen to him.
    What a nut job.

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    ObstacleChick

    Y’all evil viruses need to get out because my supernatural hero deity is going to go medieval on y’all’s butts! Na na na na boo boo.

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