Giving an Evangelical Troll Named John a Bit of His Own Medicine

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Last week, I finally figured out how to successfully block John/Tom/James/I Love Dick from accessing this site.

Unable to physically access this site, John continues to email me. This avenue of access will soon go away once I move to a new address. Months ago, I made the mistake of answering John with my public-facing email address. This was a mistake on my part. Lesson learned.

John sent me this email last week:

You can add this as a guest post or however.
In response to the God bless America signs.
We do not care what atheists think about them. And/or the ACLU (Anti-Christian lunacy union)
I’ve actually volunteered to put one up in every school and building that may be the very thing that the Holy Spirit uses to bring a lost student to Jesus Christ.
The demon baphomet cannot save anyone and the only reason those agag lost satanists put his ugly statue up was to mock Christ.
Allah also is a demonic idol and Muslims are not going to proudly display him in American government buildings.
Most Americans are considered infidels.
No Satan is on mission to keep Jesus Christ out of schools and government because he is the ONLY WAY anyone will ever be saved from sin and hell.
And yes they DO EXIST Bud.
I strong encourage all who are seeing this hopefully the demonic agent was restrained in getting the gospel on this site.
I encourage you to Admit your a sinner Believe sincerely that Jesus Christ suffered agony and died and rose again to save you from sin and hell.
Trust and receive him now.
Pray,“LORD JESUS I AM A SINNER AND I CANNOT SAVE MYSELF I BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED AND ROSE AGAIN TO GIVE ME ETERNAL SALVATION AND FORGIVENESS OF SIN LORD JESUS I ACCEPT YOU NOW I TRUST IN YOU AND YOU ALONE THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME FORGIVING ME AND SAVING ME IN JESUS NAME AMEN”
God bless

Then John wrote to say:

I feel very sorry for you as you are one lost Agag sick philistine.
Pearls cast among swine. I’m done here. I encourage you and everyone else who is blinded by satanic vices of antithesitic atheism to stay alive as long as possible

Over the weekend, John said:

You should listen to her.
She [Lauren] speaks the truth.
Jesus Christ suffered agony and died and rose again to pay penalty for your sins and give you the gift of forgiveness and grace and eternal life.
The portrait of who chooses to pay for his own sin is as follows:
DEMON: GRARRRRRR! RARRRRRRR!!!!
ATHEISTIC MAN: AHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!! HELP ME!!!!! THAT THING IS GROTESQUE!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! I’M ON FIRE!!!!
Hope all who read will sincerely accept Jesus this time.

I decided to have some fun with John. I sent him a photo of a group of naked men, a passel of dicks. 🙂 I then emailed him, saying: Please stop sending me requests for sex you pervert.

The hook baited, John hysterically replied:

What in the World????
Where in my email is a a request for Sex??
I’m trying to get you genuinely saved!
I came across your blog and was heartbroken 💔😭
Is that why you quit the ministry because you turned faggot? Obviously to send a nasty pic like that.
Faggotry and dikeism is nasty and demonic no matter what the devil led supreme USA court says!
Y’all supporting faggots and baby killers will lead to destruction! You fixing to find out God’s word is real and true!

John uses numerous Gmail addresses to contact me. He typically blocks me from responding to him. John is a vile, nasty, hateful man who says he is a Jesus-loving Evangelical Christian. I’m convinced that John is a deeply closeted gay Christian man with raging homosexual desires.

Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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12 responses to “Giving an Evangelical Troll Named John a Bit of His Own Medicine”

March 21, 2022

Darcy

https://www.ted.com/talks/ozlem_cekic_why_i_have_coffee_with_people_who_send_me_hate_mail/transcript She is one of the first women from a minority background in the Danish Parliament.
It’s hard to imagine this John having an honest conversation with Bruce over coffee without trying really hard to convert Bruce back to fundamentalist blindness.

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March 21, 2022

BJW

John is another raving loon. Sorry you’ve had to deal with him, Bruce.

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March 22, 2022

MJ Lisbeth

One troll posts from his mother’s basement. This one, it seems, e-mails you from the closet.

Sigh…Instead of expressing concern, let alone compassion, he can only excrete bile under the pretense of trying to save your soul.

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March 22, 2022

Tom Herres

I’m not saying that I’d ever shove John in front of a fast-moving freight train, but if I were on the jury of someone charged with doing the same, the only count I would vote Guilty on would be the lesser included offense of Disposing of Garbage Without a Permit.

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March 22, 2022

clubschadenfreude

John must be about 14.

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March 22, 2022

ObstacleChick

Whatever Your Name Is: spelling, grammar, and punctuation are important. You should learn to use them in order to communicate more effectively.

“Agag” is your favorite made-up word. Can you define it for us please so that we can fully understand your meaning?

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March 22, 2022

Troy

Some of the people you have to deal with make me think of the zoned out husks of people victimized by a brain slug on Futurama.

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March 22, 2022

S.D. Edmister

Boy, his fruits of the Spirit make for some sour wine.

P.S. Allah is literally Arabic for “God.” What a dingus.

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March 22, 2022

glenn

You’re one of my heroes, Bruce Almighty!! (along with Michael Shermer, Bart Erhman, Sam Harris, etc., and a few others). Hang in there. Few can do what you can do. Thanks to your editor and long-suffering wife too. What a gem.

Glenn Wood, Newhall, CA

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March 22, 2022

TO

That guy has to be dealing with some mental illness. I feel kind of bad for him, but I would never want to have any contact with him.

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1. March 25, 2022
  
  Bruce Gerencser
  
  Sadly, most of the people I come in contact with like John are in their right minds. Their Fundamentalist religious beliefs have warped their ability to think and reason. Their beliefs turn them into vicious, nasty, hateful, arrogant people. It truly is pathological.
  
  Change is possible for such people, but it’s hard.
  
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March 23, 2022

Ben Berwick

He’s a coward. Like any troll he hates accountability.

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