This series, titled Trump Dump, features outlandish, untrue quotes from Donald Trump, MAGA supporters, and Right Wing media. If you come across a quote for this series, please send it to me with a link to the news story that contains the relevant quote.
Minutes after a terrorist attack killed fifteen people in New Orleans, Trump blamed the attack on illegal immigrants. Not long after, we learned that the perpetrator was a U.S. citizen, a member of the military.
When I said that the criminals coming in [illegal immigrants] are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was constantly refuted by Democrats and the Fake News Media, but it turned out to be true.
The crime rate in our country is at a level that nobody has ever seen before. Our hearts are with all of the innocent victims and their loved ones, including the brave officers of the New Orleans Police Department. The Trump Administration will fully support the City of New Orleans as they investigate and recover from this act of pure evil!
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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This series, titled Trump Dump, features outlandish, untrue quotes from Donald Trump, MAGA supporters, and Right Wing media. If you come across a quote for this series, please send it to me with a link to the news story that contains the relevant quote.
Could the American flag be adding another star in 2025? Well, Trump’s idea of making Canada great again by turning it into the 51st state is gaining some serious traction, especially from Canadian citizens.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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This series, titled Trump Dump, features outlandish, untrue quotes from Donald Trump, MAGA supporters, and Right Wing media. If you come across a quote for this series, please send it to me with a link to the news story that contains the relevant quote.
Our Country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the World! This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS, with weak, ineffective, and virtually nonexistent leadership. The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME, rather than focusing on protecting Americans from the outside and inside violent SCUM that has infiltrated all aspects of our government, and our Nation itself.
Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country. The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late. The USA is breaking down – A violent erosion of Safety, National Security, and Democracy is taking place all across our Nation. Only strength and powerful leadership will stop it. See you on January 20th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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From time to time, Evangelical preachers from Africa will send me emails asking for financial support. Recently, Elder James Mwaba, allegedly from Zambia, contacted me, asking for Bibles and money for his needy ministry. What follows is the conversation that transpired between Mwaba and Dr. Bruce Gerencser, director of the C. Hitchens World Evangelization Ministry. 🙂 (All spelling, grammar, punctuation, and delusions in the original.)
James:
Dear saints of the most High God, special christian greetings to you in the name of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ who is soon to come. Continue being faithful to Him who called you and send you for many be called but very few are chosen who are blessed like you. Continue the tremendous work you are doing by proclaiming the Everlasting Gospel which is needed in these last days of Earth’s history and very soon you will be rewarded. I’m here humbly request crying to you if you can help us materially in our missionary work here in Zambia. We are in much need local language bibles for these poor Souls who are hungering and thirsting for God s word but they cannot afford to purchase Bibles on their own in remote areas and villages. I write to you because through Jesus Christ you are my only hope. Your help will mean a lot to me and will bringing a lot of Lost souls to Jesus Christ. It’s paining me to see these poor Souls who are hungering and thirsting for God s word but they cannot afford to purchase Bibles on their own but unfortunately nothing l can do much as iam an independent and self -supporting elder here in Zambia. Your local language is Bemba. Your local language KJV Bible is Baibele OV 52. I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon and God bless you all and May His coming rejoice your Hearts. Please pass my warm Christian Greetings to your ministry. With much of christian love.
Bruce:
Brother James,
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Thank you for contacting me about your urgent need for King James Bibles. I would love to help meet your need for the precious Word of God.
Please let me know what you would like me to do.
Sincerely,
Dr. Bruce Gerencser, director of the C. Hitchens World Evangelization Ministry
James:
Thank you so much for the kindness and concerning for my missionary work here in Zambia. God bless you. You can order from bible society of Zambia their online shop. Shop.biblesocity-zambia.org
But the bible society of Zambia they need transportation fee’s but if you order from this book store they don’t want transportation fee’s. This is the email address of this christian book store. bookstorefinalwarningchristian@gmail.com if you order bible from this christian book store l can receive bibles very soon. This christian book store they selling Bibles at a very good price $8 each. But Iam not forcing you you can do what you want to do. I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon.
James:
Sorry brother I make a mistake to write website of bible society of Zambia. This is online shop of bible society of Zambia shop.biblesociety-zambia.org
But there is a Christian book store here who selling Bibles at a very good price $8 each and they don’t want transportation fee’s. But if you order bible from the bible society of Zambia they need transportation fee’s because it’s too far from bible society of Zambia to here2000 km , bible society of Zambia is in Lusaka your capital city here in Zambia so it to far. So it’s better to purchase Bibles from this christian book store here because they don’t want transportation fee’s.
I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon. Your local language is Bemba. Your local language KJV Bible is Baibele OV 52.
James:
Hello real man of God. I’m waiting to hear back from you.
Bruce:
James,
Sorry for the delay. I spend Sundays preaching and fasting, so I don’t typically respond to emails.
I’m fine with you buying the Bibles locally. How would we go about doing so? I want to get the precious Word of God to as many people as possible.
Dr. Bruce Gerencser
James:
Thank you so much and God bless you. The poor Souls who need bibles is 300-400 but you can help what you can afford to purchase. If it can be possible to you, you can send this support to me through western union money transfer or money Gram and if you want to contact this christian book store this is the email address: bookstorefinalwarningchristian@gmail.com the price of one bible is $8 each. If you send the support for local language bibles for these poor Souls l can send you All pictures and lvoice to show you all the poor Souls who received free bibles through your faithful help.
If you want to send this support to me through western union you can use this details:
ELDER JAMES MWABA BOX 730086 KAWAMBWA DISTRICT LUAPULA PROVINCE NTULO STREET ZAMBIA
What a great work you are doing here for these poor Souls who are hungering and thirsting for God s word but they cannot afford to purchase Bibles on their own God bless you. I’m not forcing you but you can do what you want.
I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon
James:
Sorry brother in Christ. If you send this support through western union or money Gram send me all the details from the western union.
Thank iam waiting to hear back from you soon.
James:
Hello dear brother in Christ. I’m waiting to hear back from you. Are you busy for God s work? Thanks and God bless you all and May His coming rejoice your Hearts.
Bruce:
How did you decide to contact me? Do you use a bot to find people to send you money?
James:
I did find you via website, and when I find that your Ministry really contains the accurate truth of the Bible,I decided to write to you. I find your website to be my tool for My missionary work as iam an independent and self -supporting. I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon.
I am an atheist. I love it when guys like you contact me, trying to get me to send you money. You might want to pay attention to what sites you are posting your “urgent” needs on.
Dr. Bruce Gerencser
James:
Thank I checked out your website and thank you so much for your kindness and concerning for my missionary work here in Zambia. Yes I will be paying attention to every website. Thank you so much for your encouragement.
I’m looking forward to hearing back from you soon.
Bruce:
I’m an atheist. Do you really think I’ll send you money to buy Bibles? How about if I send you 100 copies of the Satanic Bible?
Drop the schtick, James. I “see” through your con. I suggest you go to Christian sites and see if they will send you money.
Happy New Year. May Loki be praised.
Dr. Bruce Gerencser, Snarkologist and Bullshit Detector
James:
I thought you are a Christian, because you told me that you were preaching and fasting on Sunday. I can’t purchase Satanic Bibles God forbid. Iam a Christian.
Bruce:
I was pulling your leg because you went to an ATHEIST website and sent me an email asking for Bibles/money. I’ve received numerous emails such as yours from con artists trying to get money from unsuspecting Christians. Well, I’m neither Christian or unsuspecting.
James:
It will never happen in Jesus name -Amen. Know one above Jesus Christ. God s great than you.
Bruce:
There is no God and Jesus is dead. Neither are greater than me. If Jesus was alive, what do you think he would say about you asking a child of Satan for Bibles/money? Surely, other Christians can provide what you need, instead of you begging atheists to meet your needs.
All praise be to Loki.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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What follows is a list of the top twenty blog posts and pages for 2024. As you can see, Independent Fundamentalist Baptist (IFB) related content remains popular.
Comments are the lifeblood of any blog. Thousands of people every year read at least one post on this site, and most of them never leave a comment or message me. As a writer, I must always remember that scores of people lurk in the shadows, never commenting or making themselves known in any way. That said, hundreds of people do leave comments, and some of you are prolific commenters. What follows is a list of the top commenters for 2024:
ObstacleChick
TheDutchGuy
MJ Lisbeth
Yulya Sevelova
John S
GeoffT
Zoe
Troy
Sage
Missmontana
Matilda
Ben Berwick
Becky Wiren
Karuna Gal
Jeffrey Bishop
Dave
Karen the Rock Whisperer
Brocken
Silence of Mind
Barbara Jackson
Thank you for adding your voice in 2024. I hope I write things in 2025 that you will judge worthy of your pithy comments.
I rarely mention how readers can financially support my work. I have a hard time asking for money. This goes back to my preaching days when I had an aversion to “begging” congregants to give money to the church. I never wanted to be a money-grubbing preacher. That said, it does cost me money to operate this site. I determined from the start that I would not beg readers for money; I would pay for running the site, and if I reached a place where I could no longer do so, I would stop blogging. Fortunately, year after year enough donations come in to pay site expenses and provide a little bit extra for me to make a payment two on my Lear Jet. 🙂
In 2024, seventeen people made monthly donations via Patreon, which is my largest source of income. Through the calendar year ending December 31, twenty people made one or more donations via PayPal. PayPal donations have decreased dramatically for some unknown reason in 2024, while Patreon remained static. I appreciate everyone who let go of a bit of their hard-earned cash to support me I never take such things for granted.
I recently had to purchase a new laptop to use for my writing. I bought a Macbook Air for $1,399. I must claim all donations as income and pay federal/state income and Social Security taxes on every donation. This drops the effective amount of donations by 20%. Purchasing the laptop will lower my taxes for this year since it is considered a business expense. Other costs are site hosting and software/plugins. I moved to a less expensive hosting provider this year. Lower costs mean more money in my pocket.
That said, I am not getting rich off of blogging. I have a pathological aversion to using advertising on this site, but I do need to think about different ways I can increase my cash flow. Polly will retire sometime in 2025. This will mean a significant drop in household income. I am hoping to find ways to make money that doesn’t require me pole dancing at the strip club. 🙂
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This is the latest installment in the Songs of Sacrilege series, which I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a song that is irreverent toward religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please send me an email.
Today’s Song of Sacrilege is Ladies in the Church Choir by Brittany Moore.
VERSE 1] There’s a singing contradiction in the third row of the alto section They whisper, bitching who they think won’t get into Heaven Well, Jesus loves me, this I know, but not because they told me so ‘Guess I don’t fit their mold, ’bout time I toss this robe
[Chorus] Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like them by the grace of God Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg ’em on? If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how they teasе it Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like thеm, nah, ladies in the church choir
[REFRAIN] Look at her, bless her heart, could that hemline get any higher? Know your place, know your part
[VERSE 2] Well, I’ve never done unto them what they think they can do unto me Yeah, I’ve never said “Hey Brittany, if you lose some weight, then you might be pretty” After hearing that preacher preach ’bout lovin’ on everybody
[Chorus] Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like them by the grace of God Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg ’em on? If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how you tease it Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like them, nah, ladies in the church choir
PRE-Chorus] Well, Jesus loves me this I know, but not because they told me so
[Chorus] Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like them by the grace of God Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg ’em on? If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how you tease it Hallelujah! Amen, I ain’t like them, nah, ladies in the church choir Ooh, yeah, ladies in the church choir
[REFRAIN] Look at her, bless her heart, could that hemline get any higher? Know your place, know your part Ladies in the church choir
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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This is the latest installment in the Sacrilegious Humor series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a comedy bit that is irreverent towards religion, makes fun of religion, pokes fun at sincerely held religious beliefs, or challenges the firmly held religious beliefs of others, please email me the name of the bit or a link to it.
Today’s video is Coming Out As Agnostic by Emily Catalano.
Bruce Gerencser, 67, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 46 years. He and his wife have six grown children and sixteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.
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