The Bible Says What?: Which Person on Noah’s Ark Had Gonorrhea?

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According to young earth creationists, God destroyed the world with a flood that killed every living creature on earth, save Noah and his family. Millions of humans and billions of innocent animals died. There’s no evidence that this story took place, but millions of Christians and Muslim believe it.

Gonorrhea is totally a human-restricted infection, one that has afflicted humans for thousands of years. The disease may have jumped from cattle to humans originally.

The Journal of Skin and Sexually Transmitted Diseases says:

Gonorrhea is one of the oldest sexually transmitted infections (STIs) known to humankind. There is some conflict of opinion regarding its exact origin, but according to the general consensus, the disease has been present from the ancient times. A disease resembling gonorrhea was described by the Chinese emperor, Huang Ti (2600 BC) in his textbook. It is believed that the mention of “an issue of seed” in the Book of Leviticus in the Old Testament and the precautions suggested refers to this disease. Gonorrhea was termed “strangury” by Hippocrates (460–375 BC) who claimed that it resulted from the “pleasures of Venus.” Celsus (25 BC–50 AD) was well aware of gonorrhea and its complications. He used to catheterize patients with urethral strictures. The Greek physician, Galen (131–200 AD) coined the term “gonorrhea” and he referred to it as “an unwanted discharge of semen” (gono: seed, rhea: flow)

According to the Bible, only Noah, his family, and the animals on the ark survived God’s genocidal destruction of most life on earth. If gonorrhea is a solely human infection, and there were only eight humans on Noah’s big boat, which one of them had gonorrhea?

Bruce Gerencser, 69, lives in rural Northwest Ohio with his wife of 48 years. He and his wife have six grown children and thirteen grandchildren. Bruce pastored Evangelical churches for twenty-five years in Ohio, Texas, and Michigan. Bruce left the ministry in 2005, and in 2008 he left Christianity. Bruce is now a humanist and an atheist.

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6 responses to “The Bible Says What?: Which Person on Noah’s Ark Had Gonorrhea?”

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    El

    Right? Makes sense to me! And I’d also like someone to explain why, if only eight people survived, we’re not all inbred. That’s a problem, isn’t it? Also, where did Adam and Eve’s children’ wives come from? And again, why aren’t we all inbred? It’s just all such nonsense.

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      steve

      With an original population of 8, we wouldn’t be here by now ! There was an apparent evolutionary bottle neck when there were less than 200,000 ancestors of homo sapiens left, and if I remember correctly that was nearly the end of the line, because of inbreeding

  2. Steve and EL (Warning: Sarcasm ahead)—“It’s inbreeding only if…”

    Or, perhaps, believers see the inbreeding in the Garden and on the Ark as a. “necessary evil” in God’s plan, which makes it not evil. (I think I have also just explained why Evangelicals voted for Trump.)

  3. BJW

    There is evidence of a bottleneck in human evolution. At one point nearly 1 million years ago, there were LESS than 1500 individuals left in the world as our ancestors. Once again, there is EVIDENCE. But a worldwide flood with Noah’s Ark? Sheer fantasy.

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    Revival “I Lie for Jesus” Fires

    Dear Revival Fires,

    I slightly edited your disgusting, vile comment so the right pervert gets credit for this story. 🤣🤣I always get the last word, dumbass. You cannot win this game with me. Even your fake God, Jesus, can’t help you. I am the Lord, King, and Potentate of this blog. Bow and worship, or go fornicate with yourself—cuz not even a $20 prostitute hooked on coke will touch that shriveled up, impotent cock of yours. Your wife hasn’t touched it in years — she got the clap the last time she touched it — preferring the cock of Manuel Jesus Illegal, the pool boy, to yours. God bless, Revival Fires.

    Dr. Bruce Gerencser, Director of the Christopher Hitchens World 🌎 Evangelism Center, PO Box 183, Ney, Ohio 43549.

    I don’t know about this. But Revival Fires picked up a prostitute that was said to have had sex with at least 200 men!

    After his parts were itching so bad he tried to scratch with a butchers knife!!!

    Revival Fires: AHHHHHHHH HELP ME!!!!!! IT WONT STOP ITCHING!!!!!

    Momma said “serves him right for screwing a nasty ol whore!”

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    grasshopper

    The great Tom Lehrer knows ….

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