The Sounds of Fundamentalism: Dead Sperm Can’t Impregnate Nothin’ by Eddie Long

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This is the sixty-fifth installment in The Sounds of Fundamentalism series. This is a series that I would like readers to help me with. If you know of a video clip that shows the crazy, cantankerous, or contradictory side of Evangelical Christianity, please send me an email with the name or link to the video. Please do not leave suggestions in the comment section.  Let’s have some fun!

Today’s Sound of Fundamentalism is a clip from a sermon preached by Eddie Long, pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church, Dekalb County, Georgia.

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  1. Trenton

    Every sperm is sacred…

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  2. Brian

    Every thought is sacred and should be Jesus’ thought through your own mouth. You cease to be you and Jesus is you! It’s really ‘easy’ especially if you are a wee child and your parents are as fucking fervent as this wanker screaming about sperm! Well, there is one little problem: You will fall into humanity on a very regular basis (SIN SIN SIN) and discover that the unmerciful merciful merry-go-fucking-round has got you good! You won’t be able to explain how mind-fucked you are for many years but you will demonstrate it in your actions, what you will one day be able to recognize and name as self-harm… for years though, you will accept the blood willingly…. you will drink the blood and eat the flesh. It can get a bit icky.

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